Women (and men) what is the worst (or best) pick up line used on you?

[WI_DEM]

I got the idea for this thread when I posted this on another thread:

guy goes up to woman:
"When I look into your eyes I see my destiny."

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. i will split you open at eat you like a clam

no kidding someone said it to me once

[WI_DEM]

2. well, now that is a bit risque!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. i think it was scary

i was scared so was everyone else who heard it

[edbermac]

7. And what did you say in reply?

Just curious...:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. nothing

was too scared and was younger...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. nothing

was too scared and was younger...

[candle_bright]

24. That really is n-a-s-t-y!

Not as bad as yours, but once a guy (a bouncer at a club no less) told me, "I'm gonna flip you over and have my way with you."

Uhh. Heeellll Nooooo!!!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. eek

[WI_DEM]

27. not as bad, I think it is even worse

well, at least cruder.

[candle_bright]

31. Yeah, it was really disgusting

Needless to say, I never went back to that club! Yuck. :puke:

[thinkingwoman]

4. I have a big

penis.

It worked. I married him 10 years ago this fall. :evilgrin:

[WI_DEM]

6. Wow, that really works?

hmm.

[thinkingwoman]

29. it may just be me

that it works on. LOL

He was flirting with me in a group of people and teasing me that he and I should go off alone together.

I said "why?"

He answered.

[WI_DEM]

32. well at least he didn't just come up to you and say

"Hi, I gotta big dick" :)

[thinkingwoman]

34. LMAO

Yeah, that probably would have gotten him slapped.

[bamademo]

5. You sure are a purty thang.

It was from the GOB's (Good Old Boys) here in Bama. There was a GOB working in my office as an electrical contractor last week that asked me where was a good place to play pool for people our age. Later he used the pretty thang line again.

I must have some invisible aura that attracts rednecks.

[WI_DEM]

8. Wow, that must be the official redneck pick up line

but it isn't as offensive as some. You may be Purty but you ain't a thang.

[crispini]

11. "You have nice titties."

Used by a drunk voter in my polling place to me, an election judge, last Nov. 2. :crazy: Yeah, that worked. NOT.

[WI_DEM]

12. at least he voted!!

but probably for Bush.

[crispini]

20. No, he's a Democrat.

Redneck Democrat, yay! And my next door neighbor. :eyes: But he was at the wrong polling place, since he'd just moved into the neighborhood. And I've never asked him if he actually bothered to go find the right one.

My state senator lives in my precinct too, as does one of the local Fox 4 anchors. I have a really weird precinct. Rednecks, artists, and rich people.

[derby378]

16. I think ginbarn and I would have decked him...

No reason why you should have to put up with that in service to your country. Sheesh.

[crispini]

22. I just laughed at him.

Just another drunk good ol' boy, killed a few too many brain cells with booze and dope. He doesn't MEAN anything by it. :)

[derby378]

23. Gotcha (n/t)

[mtnester]

13. It was not a line...it was a smile that reached all the way to his eyes

that was 17 years ago on St. Patricks Day....he will be home within the hour

:)

[derby378]

14. Weird pickup (?) line

I'm at the supermarket, picking up a 12-pack of diet soda with one hand.

A woman at least 20 years my senior looks at me and says, "You sure you're old enough to drink that?"

I was in a hurry. I just said, "Oh, come on."

She looked right into my eyes and said, "I'm gonna tell your mommy."

Then she moved on.

A couple of seconds later, it registered. At first I thought she waas merely crazy, but then it dawned on me that maybe she wanted some Graduate-style fantasy or something.

It was weird. I don't know if she wanted to fuck me or give me a spanking or what the deal is, and it's a mystery probably better left unsolved. Besides, I'm already taken.

[WI_DEM]

15. "Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?"

[derby378]

19. I really don't mind the whole MILF thing...

...but it was just a tad creepy. If she's just looking for a younger lover, good luck to her. But she might want to work on her pickup lines a little bit. And check for wedding rings.

[Debi]

17. You're daddy must be a baker

cuz you sure have nice buns!

[derby378]

21. Oh, brother...

I hope that line never works on anyone. Sheesh.

[Redneck Socialist]

18. Ever had a pair of 36 DD?

I have to admit it worked. :evilgrin:

[datasuspect]

26. "what time do you want me to come home later?"

by someone who didn't actually live with me.

[WI_DEM]

28. How about--never?

[Hardrada]

30. Well, are you on the Pill?

I had had a few beers when I asked it and was embarrassed in retrospect but it worked!!! Them were the days. (Bright College Days)

[datasuspect]

33. "do you want me to buy you a drink or just give you the money?"

or when someone handed the bartender a c-note and said with a lascivious grin: "there's more where that came from."

[SOteric]

35. The best pick up line a guy ever used on me wasn't a line.

I went to a party with a lot of mutual friends. A really good-looking guy kept making eye contact with me all night and smiling but didn't come over to talk.

Just as I was putting on my coat to leave and starting my goodbyes, he walked across the room, planted a kiss on me that would have made Valentino proud, slipped his phone number in my pocket and said goodnight.

Yeah. I phoned.

[WI_DEM]

36. That takes guts

but it worked.

[mac56]

37. "C'mon, lower your standards! I did...."

nm

[Tom Kitten]

38. not a line but a snappy comeback...

I once told a woman she would be a good earth mother (I know, kind of dumb :blush: ) and she immediately asked, "Why? Do you want to plant your seed in me?"

[benny05]

39. Are you not the person who has been celebrating..

celebacy?

[Tom Kitten]

40. I have an excuse for that...

I was drunk that night!

[annonymous]

41. You have nice thighs and I'd like to get between them.

My response Fuck Off pervert!

[DancingBear]

42. Want some chocolate mescaline?

Well, back in '72 it worked on Mrs. DB, anyway. :)