Easter Bunny Gets Pummeled by Boy at Mall

[edbermac]

A little light news item for you all who are tired of Terri Schiavo...anyone wanna bet that this kid is a blossoming freeper?

http://www.wjla.com/news/stories/0305/216428.html

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BAY CITY, Mich. (AP) - The Easter Bunny is hopping mad. Bryan Johnson, who portrays the furry character at the Bay City Mall, says he was pummeled in an unprovoked attack on the job. Police say the attacker was a 12-year-old boy who sat on Johnson's lap the day before the March 18 incident. Johnson, 18, suffered a bloody nose. He kept his cool during the attack, deeming it inappropriate for the Easter Bunny to fight back. But he's not willing to forgive and forget.

"They (the sheriff's deputies) told me it was up to me, and I feel that the boy should be prosecuted," Johnson told The Bay City Times.

Johnson told Bay County Sheriff's deputies that the boy hit him in the face at least six times before running away.

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[givemebackmycountry]

1. Guess the kid spent to much time listening to....

Violent "hip-hop" lyrics.


bbbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Lefta Dissenter]

3. that cartoon

is hilarious!!! :7

[Beware the Beast Man]

2. What, was he a Mallrats fan?

[PartyPooper]

4. A 12-year old kid has no business sitting on the lap of the Easter Bunny

or, Santa, for that matter. This kid is way to old to even believe in such things.

And, I hope they prosecute the bratty kid for assaulting the poor guy in the bunny suit.