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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 05:47 PM
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The chocolate jesus is boiling
Don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
But I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more

I fall on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied

Well I don't want no Abba Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it's the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul

When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me

Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 05:48 PM
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1. Sweet...
Jesus!! What kinda song is this??
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 05:50 PM
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2. tom waits
mule variations

great record
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 05:53 PM
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3. Aaaahhh...
Tom Waits and a shot of whiskey!! I savor it already!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 05:56 PM
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4. THAT is a great way to spend an hour
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Kikosexy2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 05:57 PM
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5. To Tom...
Waits...I raise my shotglass with a wedge of lime ready! Cheers!!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-25-05 06:41 PM
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6. cheers
:toast:
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