Orally talented Lounge Lizards check in

[jswordy]

That means you, Gene Simmons! LOL

[Melodybe]

1. I've won a few speech awards does that count?

[jswordy]

5. YES! Yer in! Step right in here to the clubhouse.

[Guy Fawkes]

2. I'm a good speaker...

or so I'm told.

[jswordy]

6. Yer in on a day-pass. This way to the clubhouse!

[bigwillq]

3. Hmmm.....

I think I need to stay away from this thread!:evilgrin:

[jswordy]

7. Yer OUT! And I WILL call security!

[bigwillq]

21. Sweetie, I've been OUT for years

and no need to call security, I can find my way to the door. But it's your loss!;)

[jswordy]

23. I see I made a GOOD CALL there. Whew. LOL.

[bigwillq]

27. You have made me very upset!

I'm telling!:-(

[jswordy]

29. Yep...good call. Never let in a tattle-tale.

[bigwillq]

30. WAAAHHHH!!

Now you've made me cry!:(

[jswordy]

32. "Suck that stuff up or blow it out and get the hell outta here!"

Quote from Redd Foxx, 1963

[bigwillq]

33. OK, ok, I won't tell or cry

Please reconsider.:)

[jswordy]

34. Awwww all right...you get in on a day pass. But hold it together, OK?

[bigwillq]

40. Oh, thank you, thank you!

I forgot to take my happy pills today! Sorry! I'll keep it together!:hi:

[jswordy]

41. OK. sigh

[yvr girl]

4. I think they need references

Claims like this need a 3rd party endorsement.

[jswordy]

9. You're out...but if a member speaks well of you, you can join...

...on probation.

[yvr girl]

11. C'mon. I can do that cherry stem thing

And I can purr.

[jswordy]

12. YOU are elected CLUB PRESIDENT by decree! LOL

[yvr girl]

14. Purrrr

[jswordy]

16. That stuff there drives me batty when I can get it, yes it does.

[Withywindle]

13. My grandmother can do that!

Not a sexy image. :evilgrin:

[jswordy]

15. She can be a member, then. YOU cannot.

[Withywindle]

17. She's a Republican.

Still interested?

[jswordy]

18. Absolutely. I don't filter everything by party. BUT you are OUT.

[Withywindle]

19. Pout.

I can blow smoke rings.

[jswordy]

20. Well, why didn't you say so? Step into the clubhouse!

:eyes:

[Withywindle]

35. Yay.

Accepted at last. :party:

[terrya]

8. That would be me...

:evilgrin:

[jswordy]

10. YOU get to run FOR A CLUB OFFICE!

:evilgrin:

[BlondieK143]

22. Locking.

No sex threads. :P

[jswordy]

24. This is NOT a sex thread. NOT! And you don't get in the club.

Geez, some people.

[BlondieK143]

25. Ouch.

It was a joke. Take a pill.

[jswordy]

26. I did! Yer IN!!!! Right this way to the bar.

[SarahB]

28. I can sing fairly well.

:7

[jswordy]

31. Plus yer cute! YER IN THERE! Right through this door.

[Radical Activist]

36. raises hand

I get rave revies for my oral skills.

[jswordy]

37. You are IN! The rave room is right down this hall here.

[da_chimperor]

38. My oral skills come highly recommended.

:hi:

[jswordy]

39. OK, welcome. Go over that way and ask for yvr girl.

[Kat45]

42. Me!

I read very well. My pastor just called to ask me to do a reading at tonight's Maundy Thursday service.

I've been told I have other oral talents, but we won't speak of them here.