George Bush and the Three Kids

[annabanana]

George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped,
fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing
pulled him out of the
water.

He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland." George says, "No problem,
I'll take you there on my special president's aeroplane."

The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air
Jordan's." George says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign
them!!"

The third kid says, "I want a motorised wheelchair with a built in TV and
stereo headset!"

George is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like
you're handicapped."

The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your a*s from
drowning

[Stop_the_War]

1. LMAO!