Why Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers are better than Oasis:

[CanuckAmok]

1) Proven themselves to be timeless 'must-haves' at any middle class wedding reception?

Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers: Yes.

Oasis: No.


2) Unprecedented 26 weeks on the UK singles chart from one release?

Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers: Yes.

Oasis: No.

3) Stupid junkie fuckwad Noel Gallagher is a member?

Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers: No.

Oasis: Yes.

4) Insulted George Harrison?

Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers: No.

Oasis: Yes.

5) Fronted by fictitious cartoon rabbit?

Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers: Yes.

Oasis: (not confirmed, but probably not).

6) Media friendly?

Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers: Yes.

Oasis: No.

[HEyHEY]

1. PLus they're good wedding march music

[autorank]

2. Good points...but...anybody is better than oasis!

[HEyHEY]

3. Even Lenigrad Cowboys

[autorank]

5. Even "The Butthole Surfers" on a fist full of Xanax. But that's just my

opinion. What do I know? :dunce:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

4. All very good points

And Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers aren't delusional enough to run around comparing themselves to Glen Miller