A man's gotta have standards

[HEyHEY]

Before I begin, yeah I not the best catch in town.

I was at Karaoke night. There was a gorgeous girl there, Penelope Cruz look-alike. My buddy was saying, "Dude, go talk to her." I was seriously considering it, which is rare for me, then I saw she was singing along to "With arms wide open" by Creed.

"Nope," sez I.

She may be cute, but she's a fucking dork.

A man's gotta have standards.

[CanuckAmok]

1. It's a small town........................

............don't hold out too long.

[HEyHEY]

2. Hold out? Who said anything about holding out?

I'd be all over it if I wasn't such a cowardly nutjob!

But as I said... Dude, Creed.... nuff said

[Fenris]

3. Creed: The ULTIMATE cockblock!

:7

[HEyHEY]

4. Too bad, she coulda experienced the worst lay in Western Canada

Not many can brag about that!

[Fenris]

5. That's something every girl wants to experience.

You can't know what's the best until you've had the worst!

[HEyHEY]

6. That's what I tell them...

"Look at sleeping with me as an academic experience"

[CanuckAmok]

7. more than Birkenstocks?

[JohnKleeb]

Creed is up there

BTW Ive loved your freepish :).

[HEyHEY]

8. AH!

my eyes!