Favourite Austin Powers Character.

[Wat_Tyler]

[Fenris]

1. Goldmember, because I'm no fan of the Dutch

And I enjoy caricatures which mock them.

[Wat_Tyler]

2. It's the Belgians who do it for me.

Why the hell does Belgium exist? What purpose does it serve?

[HamstersFromHell]

6. Waffles!

n/t

[Fenris]

12. Brussels has given us nothing but evil

Brussels Sprouts are only one of the many atrocities perpetrated by Belganites.

[Wat_Tyler]

14. Jean-Claude Van Damme.

[Fenris]

16. That name doth chill me to the bone.

The Belgians and their wretched chocolate confectionaries can go to Hell! Especially Bruges!

[flamingyouth]

17. Ha! You haven't tried mine

You'll be pleased to know that my recipe involves lots of butter. :9

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

25. I work for a Dutch company - if I have to hear one more

Goldmember inspired joke by our upper management I will go on a rampage the likes of which have not been seen outside the pages of pulp horror comics.

[7th_Sephiroth]

3. Fook Yu

No, Fook Mi

[Amfortas]

4. Shagwell !

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

11. i voted felicity

but only cuz i think heather graham is cute

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

5. Dr. Evil n/t

[Left Is Write]

7. Get in my belly!

[peekaloo]

8. Fat Bastard. He makes a mean cup of coffee.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

10. mike myers' 1,000th beating of a scottish dead horse

ok, we get it. you can do the accent, mike

see also:
angus of all things scottish
shrek
the dad from ax murderer
scottish soccer hooligans

myers is a funny guy-his biggest problem is that he tends to repeat his routines til they're unbearable

wayne's world, and austin powers after it, became so overexposed that once funny bits got positively irritating

[Wat_Tyler]

13. Strange that he's so obsessed with the Scots.

After all, his family are from Liverpool, so he isn't riffing on family ties or anything.

[tigereye]

22. isn't his mom from Scotland though?

I thought I had heard that...

[asthmaticeog]

23. Yes, he is a dead-horse beater.

Thank the GODS he declined to do a Sprockets movie.

[kariatari]

9. I can't believe Fat Bastard is winning. He's utterly disgusting.

And for the record, the third "Powers" sucked. The only good about that entire movie was the Dutch slams.

[jonnyblitz]

15. I hated all of them. one of my sisters almost disowned me

because of it. everytime she had people over and I was there we had to sit threw one of the three movies and it was (((torture)) everytime.

[Theres-a]

18. Maybe he'll do a guest spot on fat actress

[Wat_Tyler]

20. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. I thought the whole Fat Bastard Schtick was very much like the SNL schtick

Mike Meyers had going before he did the whole "I Married an Axe Murderer Stuff. I love it!!!

[smbolisnch]

21. Frau Farbissina (nt)

[flvegan]

24. Elvis Costello. I don't know how they invented that one!

AND they got "Elvis Costello" and Myers in the same shot at the same time. Brilliant!

[Catchawave]

26. Other

Garth wasn't a choice? Heh.