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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 07:26 PM
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Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
Naturally, the chicken. For one thing, the egg would be more interested in watching the Teletubbies prance about... and for another, the egg is far too immature to engage in that sort of thing! :wow:
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 07:29 PM
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1. Terri Schiavo!
:D
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sasquatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 07:34 PM
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4. You're trying to drive Will Pitt crazy aren't you?
:D
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_TJ_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 07:31 PM
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2. The egg of course
goddam premature ejaculators the lot of 'em

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salin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 07:32 PM
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3. grilled chicken omelets!
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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 07:36 PM
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5. The egg
Dinasours were laying eggs long before a chicken came around. :)

See that's the trick in the question people assume you're talking about a "chicken egg" but "The Egg" can be any egg and the biological "idea" of an egg definately came before anything called a chicken.

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GiovanniC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 07:38 PM
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6. The Final Word
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 07:38 PM
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7. ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 07:40 PM
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8. I egged the chicken, and then I ate his leg!
;-)

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Dr.Phool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 07:41 PM
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9. Did Adam and Eve have navels?
And what was their favorite carry-out chicken?
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 07:57 PM
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10. the one that got to the other side first
that should be the one that came first
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