I wish people would drop the faux swear words and just SWEAR

[Stop_the_War]

DON'T SAY:
dang
darn
fudge
shoot
or any of these annoying words

say:

damn
fuck
shit

edit: And no asterisks ( * ) either! Don't type "f*ck", type "fuck"!

*end of rant*

[Swede]

1. Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?

Tsk tsk. :)

[_TJ_]

2. Pish off ya forker!

[_TJ_]

9. Sir, profanity is the crutch of an inarticulate motherfucker!

[arcos]

3. So, if I want chocolate fudge should I say "chocolate fuck"?

:silly:

[Mob Mama]

4. Personally....

I catch myself around my kiddos and say the faux words....but when they aren't around I can make a sailor blush.

[redqueen]

5. Fudge you, motherfudger!

I'll say whatever I dang well please!

:P

[no name no slogan]

6. Aren't you a funkin barsteward?

Why the fsck should I stop using faux cursewords? Frankly, you're full of sh!t. HA!

:7

[jakefrep]

7. To use the faux words

...is to deny yourself the full theraputic power of swearing.

[MrScorpio]

8. If there's some sumbitch I can't stand, it's fucking profanity

Who's cocksucking shit house do I have to clean in order to get some proper fucking deportment around this ass palace?

[sam sarrha]

10. what and be the RepugNuts test case fot a $500,000 obsenity fine..??

they would attack this site first. to prove it was a sewer infested with liberals

[Javaman]

11. One of the best posts on this site went something like this...

"to all you lurking freepers out there, unlike freerepublic, we can swear on here, so shit piss fuck to you all!!"

I don't recall who the poster was, but it made my day and continues to crack me up when I think about it.

[izzie]

12. You sound like my parents.

If you think it and use another word it is just as bad.