How many more doughnuts before Dennis Hastert explodes?

[RandomKoolzip]

Dude is FAT, old, and ugly.

Oh, and he's a goddamn fascist, too.

I'm going to Krispy Kreme....who's pitching in?

[JohnKleeb]

1. Get me a donut

I'd say 6.

[wtmusic]

2. Nominated for TTOTD (Thread Title of the Day)

:thumbsup:

[candy]

3. For a minute I thought you were talking about Ted Kennedy---

but with Ted it's scotch.He is fat,old,and ugly-----pick up a Glenlivet for him while you're out for the doughnuts.

[Tweed]

4. Post this in the Illinois Forum

This is a good poll.

[JohnKleeb]

7. Hey dude we non Illi's want to give Dennis donuts too

[Tweed]

8. Sure there are enough doughnuts to go around

I didn't suggest that he ONLY post it in the Illinois Forum.

[JohnKleeb]

11. I know, I know

[RandomKoolzip]

13. I'll post it in the Illinois forum...

If you pitch in for donuts!

[Tweed]

15. Here ya go

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I think that should cover everyone.

[punpirate]

5. Now, can we arrange for...

... unedited videotape of the event? :P

That's something I'd watch--especially if he were standing next to DeLay when it happened.... :)

[DS1]

6. Depends if he has a thyroid problem or not. And does he still walk

to work or does a highly-mobile backho pick him up each morning?

[RandomKoolzip]

10. It's not a backhoe, it's a hovercraft...

a hovercraft that drags on the asphalt, creating sparks.

Dude is FAT.

[redqueen]

9. If only being a fascist were a fatal disease...

Die, fascist bully boys!

[terrya]

12. Hastert looks like a thug...a fat, old, ugly goddamned thug.

I try to pretend he's not from our state. Sadly, reality intrudes.

Fuck, I'll buy a dozen Krispy Kremes AND Dunkin' Donuts. If would do the trick.

[mcscajun]

14. Could y'all leave the 'fat' out of it, please?

The insults about his being a fascist, etc. really do say it all and don't make FAT a pejorative for those of us who Are.

We don't mind the word, we mind it being an insult.