Dear, MrScorpio... Ask me any question

MrScorpio

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Wed Mar-23-05 04:10 PM
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Dear, MrScorpio... Ask me any question

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Perplexed in Petersburg

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JimmyJazz

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Wed Mar-23-05 04:14 PM
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1. Dear MrScorpio:

Why do I have an inability to start flame fests?

Signed,

Johns Manville.

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MrScorpio

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Wed Mar-23-05 04:17 PM
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2. Dear, Johns Manville

The reason is obvious; you just don't have it in you.

Now if you really want something else in you, I think we can arrange something.

Just say it, and it's done

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NewHampshireDem

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Wed Mar-23-05 04:29 PM
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3. Dear Mr Scorpio

I have this friend and I, uh, he would like to know how to be as smooth with the ladies as you are.

Signed,

Friendless from Fredonia

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MrScorpio

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Wed Mar-23-05 04:33 PM
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4. Dear, Friendless

You have to have the power to love yourself before yo can love the ladies... Frequently.

They're like sharks in the water and smell confidence, grace and pure classiness as if it was blood.

And remember, it's ALL about them.

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Huckebein the Raven

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Wed Mar-23-05 04:53 PM
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5. Dear Mr Scorpio,

Edited on Wed Mar-23-05 04:54 PM by Dark_Leftist

Was driving on the Autobahn a zen like experience ?

Signed,

Curious in Memphis

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MrScorpio

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Wed Mar-23-05 04:58 PM
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8. Dear, Curious

Yes it was, and my mantra was a Mercedes-Benz...

You haven't lived until you've cruised at a 150 MPH

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paula777

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Wed Mar-23-05 04:54 PM
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6. Do I have hypothermia or am I getting the flu?

Walking home last night my umbrella broke and I got soaked. By the time I got home I couldn't feel my hands or feet and they were white as a ghost. I took a hot shower but was still shivering. I sat in front of a heater but was still shivering. I am still shivering right now as I type this + body aches. Do I have hypothermia or am I catching a cold of the flu?

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MrScorpio

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Wed Mar-23-05 05:00 PM
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9. Dear, Shivering

It could be both.

Get thee to a warm boytoy with a ready supply of Theraflu

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Left Is Write

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Wed Mar-23-05 04:55 PM
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7. Dear Mr. Scorpio,

Why can't I tear myself away from this riveting website and go read my book?

Signed,

Torn Between Two Loves

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MrScorpio

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Wed Mar-23-05 05:01 PM
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10. Dear Torn

Obvious Skinner's hypnoray is working.

Perhaps the fear of failure can break the spell.

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matcom

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Wed Mar-23-05 05:02 PM
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11. Dear MrScorpio

do these stairs make my purple hippo look fat?

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MrScorpio

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Wed Mar-23-05 05:04 PM
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12. Dear Hippophile

No, but the extra 1,000 lbs of hippo blubber doesn't help

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