Is Bono standing on a milk crate, or is all of U2 under 5'6" tall?

[DS1]

[Fenris]

1. All four members are actually 2.5' tall leprechauns

[Bossy Monkey]

15. And don't be tryin' to take their Lucky Charms!

They're magically delicious!

[RandomKoolzip]

2. Who cares? U2 blows dead elephant cock.

[DS1]

3. Only after it was killed with Oasis feeds through extra big headphones

[_TJ_]

4. THATS OPINION

NOT FACT!! :silly: :silly: :silly:

[RandomKoolzip]

5. Actually, Section 3.56, Article 5.666, Chapter one of the US Code...

states plainly that "U2 sucks... cock."

So I'm partially right.

[tigereye]

11. don't hold back there RKZ

;)

[JimmyJazz]

6. Who cares? The Edge is kinda yummy -- I don't care if he's short.

:D

[dean_dem]

7. Haven't you heard?

Bono levitates on his own sense of smug self-satisfaction. It easily gives him four or five inches.

[StopTheMorans]

9. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:thumbsup:

[ZenLefty]

20. I thought it was just the hot air gone to his head.

But your explanation does make sense. Makes it easier for him to screw in light bulbs, too. :think:

[Algorem]

8. His dad wasn't very tall either

[tjdee]

10. They're all hot, I can tell you that.

Bono wears clunky shoes with lots of heel. Not unlike Prince, except Prince for some reason prefers the Louis XIV type that says "lookie me, I'm wearing heeeelllsss!"

I do wonder about their pics though...and then I am distracted by the fact that they are all sexy as hell.

[tigereye]

12. Jagger is pretty short as well

and really craggy. He walked just 1 foot away from me once. It was a surreal experience.

[Radical Activist]

13. He's usually in front in the pictures

It makes him look a little taller.

[StopTheMorans]

14. and, more importantly, MUCH more pretentious

[rene moon]

16. I think they are all good-looking

But for some reason, I've always found Adam Clayton very attractive. I like tall men---I married one, so go figure!

[DS1]

17. When I look at this picture, it looks like the two guys in the back are

hand-slapping each other over who gets to do the pointy-finger ears trick

[tjdee]

19. I bet Edge won, because he almost broke Bono's nose once.

Ah, the things you learn at a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction....

[borlis]

18. WHO REALLY CARES HOW TALL THEY ARE??????

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEIR MUSIC, THEN DON'T LISTEN TO IT!!! IT'S THAT EASY! It's a really great picture of them. Where did you get it??

[StopTheMorans]

21. i think your caps lock key is stuck on; you just need to hit it once

to turn it off. I, personally, don't care that they are short, i just think it's an added bonus in addition to how horrible and redundant their music is; it gives me something else to make fun of them about.

[borlis]

28. Thanks,

Duh, I guess I didn't know how to turn it off.:eyes: It appears that your user name is quite fitting.

[StopTheMorans]

31. yes, i'm quite adept at stopping morans; add one more to the tally

[borlis]

33. You counted yourself then?

[StopTheMorans]

34. how's the first grade treating you? i'm rubber and you're glue; whatever

you say bounces off of me and sticks to you! SNAP!

[rene moon]

22. Oh, dont say that

The anti-U2 brigade will come out to get you. Talk about pretentious!

[StopTheMorans]

23. "The anti-U2 brigade will come out to get you." yeah, we're meeting

up on the Lexington green tonight for drills.

[Wat_Tyler]

93. Yeah, because if you don't like something, you automatically belong

to the anti-something brigade.
Isn't that right, Lt Col Morans?

[StopTheMorans]

96. you are correct, Rear Admiral Tyler

:thumbsup:

[DS1]

24. Where did I get it? Are you my fucking mother?

:eyes:

[StopTheMorans]

26. SNAP!

[sundog]

30. Elizabeth Taylor / Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf

[rene moon]

35. There's no Snap

Calm down. Sheesh

[StopTheMorans]

44. SNAP!

[borlis]

29. Do you want me to be?

Maybe I should be so I can slap you around a little. :spank: It appears that you are very full of raging anger. Have you gone to church lately?

[DS1]

32. So, you threaten to slap me around a little, and then accuse me

of being the angry one?

You're quite amusing, I hope you keep posting on this and raising the entertainment value of the lounge :toast:

[borlis]

38. You are the one using bad language, not me.

Would you talk to your mother like that? If you do, then I feel sorry for her. Go wash your mouth out with soap.

[DS1]

39. No, I save that language for ~your~ mother

/obvious

[borlis]

45. You are the one who talks like that, not me.

Am I repeating myself here? It has already been determined that YOU are the user of bad language, not me.

[DS1]

47. Maybe you'd prefer I slapped you 'round a bit, instead

:D

[borlis]

56. Go for it!

[StopTheMorans]

42. i agree; a lot of posters don't last this long

[sundog]

25. all of u2's members are approx. 2.5 feet tall

the secret is out now

the wonders of trick photography... when they're on stage, you'd never know :7

[StopTheMorans]

27. wow, it's amazing that nature can cram that much ugliness into such a

small package :wow:

[borlis]

36. You are looking in the mirror, right? n/t

[DS1]

37. Ok, Mrs. Bon Jovi

[borlis]

40. Wish I was.

[borlis]

46. Is that your picture on your signature line?

It's exactly what I thought it would look like.

[DS1]

48. President Boosh?

woohoo!

[Name removed]

50. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[DS1]

51. only ~after~ you edited out your glaring fuckup

;-)

[borlis]

57. What happened to your poll Mr Perfect?

[StopTheMorans]

52. because we have posting vocabularies that go beyond the range of

3 catch phrases and we don't base our identity upon people's opinion of a band that we like :shrug:

[StopTheMorans]

49. recycling; it's not just for material goods any more

[StopTheMorans]

41. yes; i look like a blue poster.

the genius continues...

[DS1]

43. The Squarish pants were cut off in an editing room mishap

:D :D :D

[City Lights]

53. Nice picture.

Is that your mommy?

[redqueen]

54. hahahahah... wtf?

This has to be the best thread I've seen all week.

Thanks!

[City Lights]

55. It's a hoot, ain't it.

Very entertaining.

When did Big Bad Babs join U2?

[City Lights]

58. kick

[borlis]

59. kick

[borlis]

60. You sure got a purdy mouth

[DS1]

61. I think you need a bit more practice

:crazy:

[borlis]

62. practice at what?

[DS1]

63. Well if that just doesn't top off the good times, the DU poster

I nabbed the picture from has either changed it, or was also deeplinking it to a site which has now changed it to Ann Coulter

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

64. Why the fuck is there a picture of Ann Coulter?

Damn it, what have I ever done to you? x(

[slutticus]

65. WTF?

Is my browser fucked? I see an image of the hag that brought much evil into this world. (Barbara Bush)

:puke:

[DS1]

67. someone's fucking with us

I deep linked it.

:D

[slutticus]

69. Nice!

That's awesome.

I'm excited to see what's next...they seem to be getting progressively worse.

[DS1]

73. Yes, it's choosing an everlasting mystery box in The Price is Right!

there's a new 'gift' each time you hit refresh :D

[Maestro]

66. While Ted Nugent and Sammy Hagar go relatively unscathed

we still have the overly obsessed anti-U2ers here. Okay, Okay, you don't like them. So why do you incessantly feel the need to remind everyone daily? Goddamn it's old. Pick on some freakin' freeper entertainers why don't you?

[Name removed]

68. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Maestro]

71. Get a sense humor yourself!

I've got plenty to go around. I thought Penn was funny. I could have just said Shut the Fuck Up but I thought it was funnier to have Penn say it.

[dad]

101. Sammy Hagar is Republican?

Aww that sucks. I saw a TV special where they went to his house - it is all concrete, including the furniture haha. So he has big parties and then just hoses everything down afterwards.

[Steve Nash is god 13]

70. what does Ted Nugent have to do with U2?????

[Maestro]

72. He's a fucking Freeper

U2 are not!

[Steve Nash is god 13]

74. kick

[slutticus]

75. AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

EVIL! Pure EVIL!


I didn't think the images could get any worse...but alas...they have topped themselves.

[jonnyblitz]

76. and the picture keeps changing. ..

this became a funky thread ...:crazy:

[borlis]

77. kick

[DS1]

79. sockpuppet

:D

[jonnyblitz]

80. with posts like that, i would never kick the thread...

I would want the thread to sink real fast... :crazy:

[hey mon]

81. ?

[borlis]

82. Hi Grover!!

I always liked Grover. He is my favorite Sesame Street character.

[hey mon]

89. I was always drawn to Oscar.

Dirty, stinky, grouchy. I guess you could say we have a lot in common. :evilgrin:

This is a bizzare thread! :silly:

[borlis]

90. Oh, I Love Trash!

Anything dirty, dingy or dusty.

[hey mon]

91. Let's talk trash.

[Steve Nash is god 13]

78. kick

[tjdee]

83. That's a great idea, changing the pic like that.

Makes the thread irresistible, really.

But I guess you can only do it for an hour. :(

Uh, I like this conversation I'm having with myself.

[DS1]

84. That's the thing. I'm not the one changing it

I can go to sleep right now, and it still might change 5 minutes from now. Who knows? :D

[tjdee]

87. That would be one benefit of reading all the replies.

:silly:

I see now you mentioned it upthread.

Did you see the one that said you love Bono?

[borlis]

85. Your wish is someone's command............

:evilgrin:

I read somewhere that Bono posts here. Maybe he is the one keeping us guessing.

[borlis]

88. Look now. It's Sonny and Cher!

Babe, I Got You Babe!

[City Lights]

94. It's like the Jelly-a-Month Club.

Only better.

[ohio_liberal]

86. Ok, so now it's Charlton Heston

:D

[Wat_Tyler]

92. Not one shit do I give this subject.

IT SUCKS DOGS EGGS.

THAT WILL BE ALL.

[borlis]

95. yikes!!!

I wake up and now it's the band-aid lady. Well, God Bless America!! This thread is too much fun. Who's next?

[hey mon]

97. I'll second that yikes.

Who is she? Are you sure it's a she? :evilgrin:

[HughBeaumont]

99. Oh my GOD it's FAT PAT PEALE!!!

GOD that woman needs to be smacked with a ping-pong paddle for insulting Purple-Heart vets like my Granpda with that stupid shit.

[Lavender Brown]

98. Bono is HOT in that picture

:loveya: ;)

[borlis]

100. ROTFLMAO

Girlfriend, lets do lunch. This one takes the cake.