Ozzy Osbourne's going to be on The Daily Show tonight?

[coloradodem2005]

I have a vision of Jon saying many clever things and Ozzy mumbling.


Crazy, but that’s how it goes
Millions of people living as foes
Maybe it’s not to late
To learn how to love
And forget how to hate

Mental wounds not healing
Life’s a bitter shame
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train

I’ve listened to preachers
I’ve listened to fools
I’ve watched all the dropouts
Who make their own rules
One person conditioned to rule and control
The media sells it and you have the role

Mental wounds still screaming
Driving me insane
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train

I know that things are going wrong for me
You gotta listen to my words
Yeh-h

Heirs of a cold war
That’s what we’ve become
Inheriting troubles I’m mentally numb
Crazy, I just cannot bear
I’m living with something that just isn’t fair

Mental wounds not healing
Who and what’s to blame
I’m going off the rails on a crazy train


Maybe he'll have Ronnie James Dio next. :P

[FreedomAngel82]

1. Yep he's going to be on there

I think it's cool Jon is getting these high up people on his show. :D
Too bad Sharon wasn't coming with him. :(

[Theres-a]

2. I'd much rather he read "War Pigs", poetry style

Timeless lyrics for the times we live in.

[coloradodem2005]

3. Crazy Train makes sense too. I am seeing it.

Generals gathered in their masses
Just like witches at black masses
Evil minds that plot destruction
Sorcerers of death's construction
In the fields the bodies burning
As the war machine keeps turning
Death and hatred to mankind
poisoning their brainwashed minds
Oh Lord yeah

Politicians hide themselves away
They only started the war
Why should they go out to fight
They leave that all to the poor

Time will tell on their power minds
Making war just for fun
Treating people just like pawns in chess
Wait 'till their judgment day comes

Now in darkness world stops turning
As the war machine keeps burning
No more war pigs have the power
Hand of God has struck the hour
Day of judgment God is calling
On their knees, the war pigs crawling
Begging mercy for their sins
Satan laughing spreads his wings
Oh Lord yeah

[Theres-a]

4. The Chimp's crazy train has left the station!

Thanks for the lyrics!