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Wed Mar-23-05 12:52 PM Original message |
| "Spaulding...this calls for the ol' Billy Baroo..." |
 "...Biiilllllly, Billy, Billy...thizisa biggie!" |
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Wed Mar-23-05 12:52 PM Response to Original message |
| 1. fifty bucks says the smails kid picks his nose... |
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Wed Mar-23-05 12:54 PM Response to Reply #1 |
| 2. 50 bucks sez he eats it. |
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Wed Mar-23-05 12:56 PM Response to Original message |
| 3. Oh ... Billy billy billy |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:00 PM Response to Original message |
| 4. "I want them spiffed, buffed, and shined with a fine shammy... |
 ...and I want them, now...CHOP, CHOP!" |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:04 PM Response to Original message |
| 5. I was born to love you, I was born to lick your face! |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:08 PM Response to Reply #5 |
| 9. I was born to rub you, but you were born to rub me first! |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:15 PM Response to Reply #5 |
| 14. Heh... |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:05 PM Response to Original message |
| 6. "It's easy to grin... |
 ...when your ship has come in And you've got the stock market beat. But man worthwhile Is the man who can smile... When his shorts are too tight in the seat. Aheheheh, aheheheheh. OK, Pookie--do the honors." |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:07 PM Response to Reply #6 |
| 7. Hey, you scratched my anchor! |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:11 PM Response to Reply #7 |
| 12. Hey, Smails... |
 ...my dinghy's bigger'n yer whole boat! |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:13 PM Response to Reply #7 |
| 13. I just got head... |
 ...from Ameila Earheart! |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:07 PM Response to Reply #6 |
| 8. "Bless this ship and all who sail on her. I christen thee... |
 ...The Flying Wasp!" |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:09 PM Response to Reply #8 |
| 10. "BACK...BACK... |
 ...VEER OFF!!!!" |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:10 PM Response to Reply #10 |
| 11. OK, drop anchor! |
 "Bwoohoohoo..." |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:17 PM Response to Original message |
| 15. ARRGGHHH.... |
 RAT FARTS!!!! |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
| 16. "Elihue, come and loofah my stretch marks" |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:25 PM Response to Original message |
| 17. You never ask a Navy man if he'll have ANOTHER drink... |
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Edited on Wed Mar-23-05 01:26 PM by Crankie Avalon
 ...cuz it's nobody's goddamn business how much he's had in the first place. Am I right? WROOOONG...you've been drinking too much Your Excellency..." Excellency, fiddlesticks--my name is Fred, and I'm a man just the same as anyone. You're not a man, your a bishop--for God's sake! (pause) There is no God... |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:34 PM Response to Original message |
| 18. Cue "Jaws" theme... |
 DOODIE, DOODIE!!! |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:35 PM Response to Reply #18 |
| 19. DON'T TOUCH IT!!! |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:36 PM Response to Reply #19 |
| 20. Here it is... |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:37 PM Response to Reply #20 |
| 21. It's no big deal. |
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