Life is a strip of red Duk tape over your mouth.

[BurtWorm]

That's what my grandma always used to say anyway.

[DS1]

1. Close, but no. A red strip of tape being ripped off your lips makes you

feel ALIVE!

[BurtWorm]

3. Are you calling my grandma and this guy liars?

Because my grandma was definitely.

[RubyDuby in GA]

2. Some in the media were making fun of them yesterday

Then it started pouring rain and it was cold. I went back inside my building and they got drenched. I don't think their God likes them very much for opening up the sky on them like that yesterday :evilgrin:

Hope they catch pneumonia.

[BurtWorm]

4. Hey, there, superstar!

C'n I have your autograph? :hi:

[RubyDuby in GA]

26. What's up my people?

I'll be signing autographs between 3 and 5 pm today. haha :)

I'm just so glad that some news outlets chose to run both sides.
Hope that tape hurt coming off yesterday! I think I got the better end out of it - my sign didn't hurt coming down and I was able to use it as an umbrella when it started pouring. :thumbsup:

[BurtWorm]

30. And your spelling was impeccable!

(Impeckible?)

They won't be turning you into the Moran of freeperville. Unless they think you misspelled something, of course.

[sniffa]

5. douchebags

more from one of frankenweb's taLented artists:

http://alfrankenweb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=21383

[AlCzervik]

7. At a Clear Channel pro war rally-----Moran!

[BurtWorm]

8. Shouldn't the tape be over their stomachs, now that I think of it?

Isn't that where the tube goes? :wtf:

[sniffa]

9. i aLways thought in the mouth

with aLL the in and out, in and out, in and out of the mouth - i'm reminded of jenna bush.


SNAP!

[BurtWorm]

15. You're right. There's a lot of life in that mouth, I'm sure.

:thumbsup:

[Discord]

18. lmao

she does seem like the wild child of the 2.

[Bunny]

10. Shhh. Don't tell them that!

There are people currently being arrested for trying to bring her cups of water. They've probably got sandwiches for her in their pockets too. Because, you know, she can chew and swallow, right?

They are an extraordinarily dumb group, aren't they?

[BurtWorm]

14. Someone on C-SPAN this morning was saying she didn't get to consult with

a lawyer of her own. I don't know about you, but I find it hard not to laugh at the idea of that. These poor rubes keep unwittingly suggesting SNL sketches with this case.

[Bunny]

16. Ain't that the truth?

:eyes:

[DS1]

6. I've got a Cricket Bat that's got "Sense" written on it, think we have a

match? :D

[redqueen]

13. hahahahahahah

YES!

[bbernardini]

11. What's with that, anyway?

I honestly have no idea.

[BurtWorm]

17. They ain't asking for more AIDS funding, that's fer sher.

It looks like they're trying to say Silence = Life? :shrug:

(Makes for a few less shrill winger demonstrations anyway.)

[uppityperson]

12. Give them a recuiters card

They have a right to free speech, but they need to walk their talk (I hate "walk talk" thingy but am rushed and too tired to think of another). Send them off to support the culture of life in Iraq. Or tape their noses too. I am also low on patience.

[eleny]

19. You could say all sorts of rude things to these people

And just watch their eyes bulge out.

[BurtWorm]

20. That could actually be kind of fun.

You could say everything you've been wanting to say to these bastids for the last twenty years!

"Reagan was senile! The impeachment was about a blow job! Gore won! Terri should be allowed to die! Neener neener neener!"

[eleny]

22. Love the "neener neener"

But I was thinking of some eye bulgers like "Your mamma drinks from bed pans". That would blow the doors off.

[BurtWorm]

23. Okay, that would be fun in and of itself.

I admit it! :evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

21. Ouch! That would hurt coming off!

[Hand]

24. Correction: That WILL hurt coming off.

Heh heh heh... :evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

37. I have a moustache and beard, and I would hurt anyone doing that...

to me.

[jswordy]

25. D-U-C-T T-A-P-E. That is all.

[BurtWorm]

27. Actually we're both wrong

[jswordy]

28. No, we are NOT both wrong...but ONE of us is!

DUCK is a brand name for duct tape, which was invented originally to be used to seal the joints of heating ducts.

Please look it up.

That is all.

[BurtWorm]

31. Nuh uh!

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/ducttape.asp

By the by, although everyone (including us) calls that all-purpose handyman's necessity "duct tape," it is more properly styled "duck tape," which was the original name of the cloth-backed, waterproof adhesive developed for the U.S. Army to keep moisture out of ammunition cases.


Neener neener neener!

[jswordy]

32. Webster's New World College Dictionary, Fourth Edition

duct tape -- a very strong adhesive tape with a waterproof backing used to seal ducts, hoses, etc.

Neener, neener back at ya!

[BurtWorm]

33. Betch'll find "ain't" in there too!

That's onnaccounta people say "ain't" even if it's wrong!

Neener to the infinity degree!

http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/duckvsduct.html

[jswordy]

34. And furthermore....

....look at how the Duck Tape Co. lists its own Web page!

Duck Tape brand Duct Tape and More! Duck Products Home

http://www.duckproducts.com/

Heheheheh.

But I will concede this...

Adhesive tape (specifically masking tape) was invented in the 1920's by Richard Drew of Minnesota Mining and Manufacturing, Co. (3M). Duct tape (the WWII military version) was first created and manufactured in 1942 (approximate date) by the Johnson and Johnson Permacel Division. Its closest predecessor was medical tape.
The original use was to keep moisture out of the ammunition cases. Because it was waterproof, people referred to the tape as "Duck Tape." Also, the tape was made using cotton duck - similar to what was used in their cloth medical tapes. Military personnel quickly discovered that the tape was very versatile and used it to fix their guns, jeeps, aircraft, etc. After the war, the tape was used in the booming housing industry to connect heating and air conditioning duct work together.
Soon, the color was changed from Army green to silver to match the ductwork and people started to refer to duck tape as "Duct Tape." Things changed during the 1970s, when the partners at Manco, Inc. placed rolls of duct tape in shrink wrap, making it easier for retailers to stack the sticky rolls. Different grades and colors of duct tape weren´t far behind. Soon, duct tape became the most versatile tool in the household.

http://www.ideafinder.com/history/inventions/ducttape.htm

[jswordy]

35. And so we aren't "both WRONG," we are both RIGHT!

Nuff said.

[BurtWorm]

36. That is some wild bit of factuality, babe...

[jswordy]

38. I know both being RIGHT is hard to take for a negativist, Burt...

but try to accept it...not everything is acidic in the world!

:hug:

[BurtWorm]

39. Babe, I am like totally positive about the beauty of the whole shebang

and that's no lie. I swear on a stack of Yes I Cans!

[KittyWampus]

29. Heavy.....