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stopbush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 02:55 AM
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Congress Votes To Outlaw Death Of Americans!
Edited on Wed Mar-23-05 02:57 AM by stopbush
* just signed it into law. Any American who dies without the express written consent of Congress and the National Football League may be subject to severe penalties including (gulp!) the death penalty!




...and the Shroud of Turin is the burial cloth of the Easter Bunny...it's all true

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mhr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 02:57 AM
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1. Why? So We Can Live In Hell Forever!
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punpirate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 02:58 AM
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2. Nursing home stock skyrockets!!!
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 03:09 AM
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3. We used to joke in this house abut this
hubby is a vet and I am a vet (of somebody else's army) Yuo need a permision chit to get injured or die... these days this no longer seems like a joke...
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adwon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-23-05 05:54 AM
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4. So, will they outlaw bad weather next?
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