Are Easter eggs the unborn chickens of tomorrow?

[uppityperson]

[DemBones DemBones]

1. Well, no, because they've been boiled.

Eggs that are fertile and being incubated, either by a brooding hen or with electricity, are the unborn chickens of tomrrow -- though it's more accurate to say the unhatched chickens of tomorrow.

[Left Is Write]

2. No. They weren't fertilized, weren't going to be chickens.

Enjoy them!

[AntiCoup2K4]

3. Nonsense! That's just the liberal agenda talking.

Life begins when it plops out of a chicken's ass. Pat Robertson said so!

[Left Is Write]

4. Well, yes, of course.

I *am* guilty of disagreeing with Pat Robertson and pushing the liberal agenda.

[asthmaticeog]

9. Wait, by that logic,

human life begins with menstruation.

DAMN YOU, PAT ROBERTSON! DAMN YOU!

[Hand]

5. You decide...

[kedrys]

6. That's just wrong. LOL n/t

[imenja]

7. I'm morally prohibited from selling easter egg dye

to protect the unborn chickens of tomorrow.
You murderers!

[HeeBGBz]

8. Don't eat chicken fetuses, feti?

Actually I guess it's more of a chicken menstrual period.

[uppityperson]

10. I'd lay an egg once a month and get it over with

Nice, easy, plop, done for that month