Funny Repuke joke from Bullwinkle925

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

A tourist walked into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the
exotica, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It
had no price tag, but it was so striking he decided he must have it. He took
it to the counter. "How much for the bronze rat?"

"Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the story," the owner
said. The tourist gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat.
You can keep the story."

As he walked down the street carrying the rat, he soon noticed that a few
real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and began following him.
This was disconcerting, so he began walking faster. But within a couple of
blocks, the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began
squealing. He began to trot toward the Bay, but looking back he saw that the
rats now numbered in the millions, were squealing ever louder, and coming
toward him faster and faster. Now scared, he broke into a run, then a full
Olympic sprint to the edge of the Bay where he threw the bronze rat as far
out as he could muster. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the
Bay after the bronze rat, and they all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha!" said the owner. "You have come
back for the story." "No," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a
bronze Republican."

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. Kickety kick

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Gonna tell that to Mr. Bouncy tonight.

[Reverend_Smitty]

3. ROFL

Thats funny, I'm sending this one out to friends

[A HERETIC I AM]

4. Too funny!!

gotta share that one around. Thanks!

[Bullwinkle925]

5. Thanks for posting it - I haven't figured out yet how to do that.

[djeseru]

6. Now the mental image I have...

...is a bronze Reagan in mid-air over the Bay.

[sakabatou]

7. ROTFL