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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 02:07 PM
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"What if all women had schnauser faces?"
Jane Curtin actually asked that on SNL's weekend update.
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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 02:09 PM
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1. Jane, you ignorant slut....
Ahh, those were the days when SNL was spew-your-beer-and-piss-yourself funny.
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benburch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 02:10 PM
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2. We would have evolved to think that was sexy!
Obvious.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 04:20 PM
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4. BINGO!
I keep telling people who ask "Well, what if men were the ones to give birth?":

"Then they'd be the women, and the current women would be the men and screw damn near everything they could!"

Duh, like it would be any different!
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HamstersFromHell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 02:12 PM
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3. Then we'd all be asking our friends...
"Who was that dog I saw you out with last night?"
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-16-05 04:32 PM
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5. Complete with schnauser teeth?
I don't think I would want my behind sniffed all the time...
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