Jesus Saves

[WilliamPitt]

Gretsky scores.

End transmission.

[HEyHEY]

1. SHouldn't it be "Gretzky shoots - jesus saves?"

[MikeG]

2. Its "..and Orr tips in the rebound!!!!!!"

[DancingBear]

13. Actually, it's "and Esposito scores on the rebound"

There were even bumper stickers made up with that slogan on them. :)

[MikeG]

16. Orr flows off the tongue better. One syllable.

[yvr girl]

3. I'm telling you - Pitt is crazy

The voices in his head are taking over.

[WilliamPitt]

6. It's the Jesus Bees

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[yvr girl]

12. Did you take my advice?

I have your best interest at heart.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2811508

[meganmonkey]

28. Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Susang]

4. Dupe

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3279029#3279255

[democracyindanger]

5. I don't get it.

[bridgit]

7. gretsky, like jesus...

never skated to where the puck was, they both, as it turned out, skated to where the puck was going to be...

[Swede]

8. But Moses invests.

:)

[HereSince1628]

9. Will celebrity and forum allow this to avoid being locked?

It will be interesting to wait and see.


I'll admit to having had something akin to a Trumad moment over in GD.

[sendero]

10. If Jesus saves..

... well he better save himself. From the gory glory seekers who use his name in death. - Ian Anderson

[matcom]

11. the bees

DON'T listen to the bees!

[Misunderestimator]

14. Green Stamps

[hunter]

25. I already have a toaster, thanks...

Quite a few, actually.

[Misunderestimator]

26. LOL ... I have a bazillion of them myself.

[KamaAina]

15. Rebound, Satan, he SCORES!

no, really...



(it's pronounced 'shah-TAHN', or that's the official line, anyway :evilgrin:)

Edit: NHL jersey numbers can only have two digits. Otherwise he'd be wearing No. 666, of course. :evilgrin: )

[yvr girl]

17. BTW, you might go to H - E - double hockey sticks if you're not

careful. Watch out for fire and brimstone.

[iconoclastic cat]

18. But he doesn't invest in the stock market, which makes him unpatriotic.

[MissB]

19. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

You are going to hell, young man. ;)

[MrSlayer]

20. Espo scores on the rebound.

Popular bumper sticker in the 70's.

Also popular then was "Only Jesus saves more than Parent." Seen quite a bit around Philly.

[UrbScotty]

21. ALWAYS SCREW YA!

FOR THE G.O.P. ILLEGALLY REIGNETH!

[Bok_Tukalo]

22. I spend

<eom>

[Liberal Veteran]

23. If Jesus saves.....

...then imagine how much his bank account is worth after 2000 years?

So why does the church keep begging for money?

[catzies]

24. I found Jesus!

He was under the sofa cushions the whole time!

[Kazak]

27. Jesus (the white guy)...

I've always been somewhat tickled by that.

[chaumont58]

29. Jesus Saves......

at Bank of America!

(a saying from the 60s)

[EstimatedProphet]

30. Locking

Calling out a DU member