Never Have I Ever...

[mordarlar]

Drank milk from a cat's breast.

[khashka]

1. Well I have

I swear there was a very very good reason at the time which is much too involved to get into here.


Khash.

[mordarlar]

2. Aw, Time i have. : )

[fleabert]

3. you could tell the story in lots of posts and hit 1000 by the end...

I'm interested to read it...

[mordarlar]

4. I would like to hear it too. My mind is making up all types of scenarios

some of them NOT SO PRETTY. :P Cat teats are a bit small. LOL

[fleabert]

5. and it's not the suction that really gets milk out, it's pressure on the

breast tissue and the suction combined...

I am super-intrigued...

(I am purposly avoiding the pun inducing word that would fit nicely here)

[khashka]

6. Apparently there are people who want me to hit 1000

which is odd since anyone with good sense would ask me to retract a few hundred posts...

OK the cat milk story.

I had a "friend" who had adopted a stray cat. The cat had kittens. But they didn't get bigger, they got skinnier. Mama cat would come and sit in my lap, stare me in the eye and cry at me. She also would hide her kittens in my shoes or my jacket pockets or just drop them in my lap and stare at me. Obviously something was wrong. Cats try to hide their kittens from strangers not go out of their way to give them to them.

Since the kittens were getting skinnier and weaker I thought they were probably malnourished. So I tasted Mama cat's milk. I don't know what cat milk is supposed to taste like but I know what human milk tastes like. And this tasted wrong - thin and watery and disgusting.

Of course, having nursed from her cat I was no longer welcome in my "friend"s home. I took cat and kittens with me and went straight to the vet. All were seriously malnourished. Mama and one kitten lived. The other four kittens died.

Perhaps it was a strange way to determine what the problem was but it worked and I've certainly put worse things in my mouth. So yes, I did actually truly drink cat's milk. Straight from the nipple.

Khash.

[fleabert]

7. awwwww! that's sad and sweet!

if ever there was a good reason to nip a little from a cat, this is it. poor little mama cat knew you would help. poor little babies.

(and- if I am at a 1000+, everyone should be)

[mordarlar]

8. Well, i have to say...

:yourock: You helped save a kitten. Very cool.

I imagined the story went something like this. You got stranded in the middle of nowhere and were suffering terrible dehydration....

[khashka]

9. I told the real story

but the fake story starts like this:

I was sitting in a bar one night when this gorgeous pussycat sat down beside me. "Purr," she said, "You like furry girls? Got a credit card?"

I leave the rest of the story as an exercize for the class.

Khash.