Is this heaven?

[jjmalonejr]

[Huckebein the Raven]

1. No, that's down the hall and to your left

:evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

2. How far is it?

[jjmalonejr]

4. I'm headed there.

Want me to let you know when I get back?

[Left Is Write]

7. Maybe...

But I'll have "How Far Is Heaven" stuck in my head all night.

[jjmalonejr]

9. Yeah, but once you know, you won't have to ask anymore.

That should put a stop to it.

[Huckebein the Raven]

8. Past the water fountain and across from the room named Purgatory

:P

[jjmalonejr]

12. No, wait, I was just there.

It wasn't heaven, it was Human Resources. They sent me here.

[Huckebein the Raven]

17. My mistake. You should have taken a right instead of left

It should be the room with the brown door. I'm new here. Sorry about that.

:silly:

[jjmalonejr]

19. That's cool. I'm new, too. Obviously.

I'm sure I'll see you round the halls.

[Huckebein the Raven]

20. Alright.

[jjmalonejr]

3. Oh, my mistake.

Thanks.

Want me to bring you back anything?

[Huckebein the Raven]

5. Could you get me something from the vending machine ?

:P

[jjmalonejr]

6. Sure.

They take US coins, right?

[Huckebein the Raven]

11. Yes they do.

[jjmalonejr]

14. OK, so what do you want?

Milk Duds?

[Huckebein the Raven]

22. Skittles if they have them or Starburst

[jjmalonejr]

23. Anything chewy and fruity, then.

Okee-doke. Back in a jif.

That is, unless I get into a really intense conversation with God. Then I might take a little longer.

[enigmatic]

10. No; it's Iowa...

[jjmalonejr]

13. You win the prize!!!!

Great picture, too!

[enigmatic]

15. Right on!

Can I get Malt Liquor? I'm kinda parched:)

I love that film, too..

[jjmalonejr]

16. Here's a '40 fer you.

40

[Sporadicus]

18. Heaven Is in Your Mind

You ride on the swing in and out of the bars
Capturing moments of life in a jar
Playing with children, acting as stars
Guiding your visions to heaven and heaven is in your mind
Take extra care not to lose what up feel
The apple you're eating is simple and real
So water the flowers that grow at you heel
guiding your visions to heaven and heaven is in your mind

[jjmalonejr]

21. This other guy just told me it was down the hall.

Human Resources told me it was here.

I'm really confused.

[Wickerman]

24. Always agree with the HR folk

but never believe them.

Welcome to Heaven, btw.