Is the earth flat or round?

[Misunderestimator]

I say it's flat, damn it, and it has a right to be flat. And I think that we are doing immeasurable harm to the earth in continuing to insist that it is round.

[Stop_the_War]

1. It is shaped like a penis

:D

[Dookus]

2. Hey

if you don't love the Earth, why don't you just divorce her and let others who DO love her take care of her? Murderer!

[progmom]

3. Yeah - no kidding.

All those satellite pics are as fake as the moon landing ones. It's a BFEE conspiracy, maaaan.

[Lucky Luciano]

4. No it is a four dimensional sphere

:P


(Actually 4-spheres can only be realized in 5-space!)

[Merlot]

5. It's both! Flat and round...like a coin.

[Misunderestimator]

6. Yes! And it is only the speed at which it spins that makes people

think that it is actually round. Like when you spin a quarter on a table, you know.

[LynneSin]

7. You, something I ate is giving me gas

sorry if I'm stinking up this thread

[Misunderestimator]

8. Jeez, light a match, wouldya?

[LynneSin]

11. I'm burning some Yankee Candles...

..I hope that helps some

[Lady Effingbroke]

9. I hereby state forevermore my resolute belief that the Earth is FLAT!

What is it with these round-earth conspiracy theorists?

[Zomby Woof]

10. We risk alienating red state voters...

If we insist on this round-earth dogma! :crazy:

[Misunderestimator]

13. Yes, perhaps we should meet on middle ground...

some sort of spherical fat pancake-like thing. Then no one will believe us.

[gizmo1979]

12. Pear shaped actually

And I know because after all it does revolve around me!

[Liberal Veteran]

14. It's oblong....

:D

[bridgit]

15. its an elliptical spheroid

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. It's flatter than a latke on your bubbe's griddle