Iron Chef: Sci Fi; Whose Cuisine Reigns Supreme?

[TheMightyFavog]

If memory serves me correctly, two great and famous Science Fiction televison shows portrayed two characters skilled in the art of cooking....



One, a Talaxian wanderer named Neelix who helped a stranded Federation Crew through its journey through the Delta Quadrant while at the same time searching for his people.



The other, a 4000 Series mechanoid with a head shaped like a novelty condom, rescued from the wreckage of a starship he brought down by attempting to clean its navigation computer by a crew consisting of a barley himan slob, a hologram of the biggest tool to ever exist in the universe, and a lifeform that evolved from the ship's cat.


I have decided to give my Iron Chefs the night off so that these two titans of futuristic cooking may duel it out head to head.



We unveil the Ingredient!



Soylent Green!



ALLEZ CUISINE!!!!

On the Panel tonight is Asako Kishi


The Cat


Robert Wagner


And Kes

[autorank]

1. JonathanChance, Brilliant Narrative Art. Nominated for Greatest!

And don't forget the Tang!

[Technowitch]

2. Kryten, without a doubt

I always wanted to see Neelix chucked out the nearest airlock. :D

[porkrind]

4. Neelix: too much hair in the food. yuck!

[TheMightyFavog]

3. What? Noone wants to answer this taxing question?

:P

[khashka]

5. I have to go with Kryten

But random pix of Robert Wagner shirtless may have short-circuited my brain.

Khash.

[opiate69]

6. Mmmm.. Soylent Green Vindaloo...