Jimmyjazz meets the Wizard of Oz to become a DU flamer. Must see

[Quixote1818]

Earlier today, Jimmyjazz said she wanted to become a flamer and be taken seriously in all the DU flame wars so I put this together for her:

Jimmyjazz meets the Wizard Of OZ to become a flamer on DU


Look Toto it's a rainbow said Jimmyjazz how I wish I could be a flamer and get into all the flame wars on Democratic Underground!

Music starts: Somewhere over the rainbow.....



Oh know Toto! I have a feeling we are not in DU anymore. How did we get her over the rainbow in this place called OZ??



And who are those viral hunk of manliness men over their holding lolly pops, with their tongs ready to lick my leather? Hey cuties!



Hello Jimmyjazz, I am Glenda the Good the good Witch of the North and I can help you become a flamer. First you must follow the yellow brick road to the Emerald City and find the Wizard Of Oz.



Who are you? Said Jimmyjazz
Why I am Jeff Gannoncrow and I need a brain.

Well I need to become a Flamer on DU. I heard the Wizard of Oz can help me. Maybe he can help you too? Said Jimmyjazz

Hell no bitch, I hate Flamers because I am a Republican. Flamers burn me up. Fucking Bitch go back to San Francisco where you belong, I am going back to the WhoreHouse to see some Bush cus he has a Mandate if you know what I mean.



What the fuck do you want you liberal bitch? No you can't come in and see the Wizard unless you get Anne Coulter's broom stick.



Oh no Toto what are we going to do? We cant get Ann Coulter's broom stick, she will send us to Abeu Grab Prison in Iraq and torture us then eat us alive.

The next day Jimmyjazz and Toto came face to face with Anne Coulter.

Oh no Toto it's that fucking green as bitch Anne Coulter! Fuck is she nasty!

I will get you my pretty flamer want to be! Said the Witch Coulter



I will kill you you fucking bitch Coulter! Said Jimmyjazz

:spank:

Not you again, what the hell do you want?



I Killed that bitch Coulter and I have her broomstick now let me in to see the Wizard! Said Jimmyjazz

Oh all right come in!

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain:



Oh all right you figured me out, I am not some great and powerful wizard, but Jimmyjazz you always had the ability to become a flamer on DU. All you had to do was go and get one of those rainbow flags and put it next to your name. You always had the power now go back to DU and show everyone you are a major flamer and be proud of who you are because people are born that way and it's not a choice and any Republican bastards who say otherwise will be cursed with Lesbian daughters! So says I the great Wizard of Oz. Here take this Rainbow banner because you are officially a DU "flamer". Go fourth and be proud!



Jimmyjazz got her wish and returned to DU officially as a flamer. She was loved and accepted by all on DU especially Skinner and went on to live happily ever after.

[xmas74]

1. Too bad she already went to bed for the night.

Maybe we need to keep this kicked.

[Quixote1818]

2. Kick with new title

:kick:

[Quixote1818]

3. Kick again with another new title

:kick:

[Quixote1818]

4. Morning Kick now that I see Jimmyjazz is on the board

:kick: I put this together at 1:00 am Mountain Time when no one was up.

[khashka]

5. That was hellaciously funny

But poor little Jimmy is just gonna have to deal with the fact that she's really Glenda the Good Witch of the North and leave the role of the Wicked Witch of the West to the rest of us...

Khash.

[JimmyJazz]

6. This is hilarious. I think you are right. I suck at flame wars, but

it seems to be for the best.

[JimmyJazz]

7. you rock!

:yourock:

[MissMarple]

8. Quite creative! Oh, look cute kittens!!

:evilgrin:

[vixengrl]

9. *gasp* That was so funny!

I loved it. :7

[Psst_Im_Not_Here]

10. Bwahahahaha

Awesome!