Worst pun I saw today

[democracyindanger]

'Course, I'm sure plenty of y'all have even worse ones.

[Quixote1818]

1. Since it's the only pun I have seen today I vote for it! nt

[democracyindanger]

2. Damnit

There was a second one. Honest.

[Quixote1818]

6. Now you have gone and made me look like a fool! nt

[punpirate]

3. You obviously need at least one more....

How do you tickle a rich girl?

Just sneak up on her and go, "Gucci, Gucci, Gucci."

[democracyindanger]

4. If you can't come up with better/worse

turn in your eyepatch and parrot. :P

[punpirate]

5. Hey, it's a slow day...

... for puns, as the original post clearly suggests. :)

All that's left is this one: Twin brothers enlisted in the army and both became expert marksmen. They were assigned to a squadron of snipers and quickly became the top killers in their outfit. After a kill, each brother would carve a notch in the stock of his weapon to show his current tally. There was an obvious competitive spirit between these two. It was clearly a case of sibling riflery.

[democracyindanger]

7. Good, but

takes too damn long to explain it. ;)