I need some cash. I know what, I'll start my own religion

[MrScorpio]

I'm calling it SCORPIOISM

Okay, sinners, worship me and send me offerings of money. Nothing under a fifty.

Do this or I shall smite you with my mighty arms!

[Blue-Jay]

1. You have to be able to write a sci-fi book first.

If it sells, you can start your own religion.

[MrScorpio]

2. You should be writing that check now

Or I shall smite thee

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. Stop looking so cute...no wait, keep looking cute and all those women

who fantasize about priests and ministers will send you all their money. :hi:

[MrScorpio]

5. Wanna confess your sins?

I have a special room for that

[xmas74]

12. I've got lots to confess. Where should we start?

[MrScorpio]

13. Right here, Sweet Girl

I hope that you're ready for some probing questions about your sins.

[xmas74]

14. Oh, I'm ready.

But are you ready for a real red head?

[MrScorpio]

15. You're manna from on high

I have a thing for redheads...

I'll have to show what it is in private

[xmas74]

16. This has just made my day.

[MrScorpio]

17. What about your night?

maybe we make something of that too

[xmas74]

18. Sorry, gotta work.

[MrScorpio]

19. Okay, but if you need a prayer buddy

You know who to see first, right?

[xmas74]

20. Deal!

I'm the redhead hanging around the air force bases. Should be easy to find.

[MrScorpio]

21. Bless you, My Child

All natural readhead... Pure bliss

[Huckebein the Raven]

4. What are we talking about in terms of holidays with

this new religion of yours ?

[MrScorpio]

6. The months of October and November

We'll have a Carnival in Rio. I hear that they're open for that time of year.

Make sure to bring your ceremonial string bikini or thong.

[NightTrain]

7. Hmm.... You know, I *am* an ordained minister with the ULC.

That's "Universal Life Church," by the way.

Maybe I could start a religion, too! We could worship R&B and Soul music.

What would I call it, though? Perhaps the "First Church of Glide in Your Stride?" Sure would beat the fuck out of working!

[ret5hd]

8. are the church hymns by barry white?

can we throw in some isaac hayes?

[MrScorpio]

9. You're my new choir director

Make sure to lay some Black Moses on me

[ret5hd]

10. would a little parliament/funkadelic be permissable on the high holidays?

shit goddamn get off your ass and jam

[MrScorpio]

11. Just make sure to hit me with that Bop Gun

It's in the scriptures