My eyes are dilated! Whoooooo!

[Bouncy Ball]

Everythings wonky.

My opthamologist's name is Dr. Lover, no shit. I resisted the urget to say "better htan being a hater, eh?"

But after he dilated myeyes and did the birght light shiney thingie and was writing in my chart, I crossed my eyes and said "something went wrong...."

The man has no sense of humor, I swear. Litte Bouncy laughed anyway.

(excue any spelling errors or anything else)

[ronnykmarshall]

1. Isn't that cool?

I have to get mine done every year. It's like being on acid ...... not that I would know about that sort of thing.

[Bouncy Ball]

5. Never done acid.

Missed that window, and believe it hor not, I regret it. too.

Oh well.

Guess why I'm getting contact? Because I want to not have the Austin DUers see me in my glasses again. And because LynnSin is boign to be there.

Not only that, I'm not that much of a dork, I needed to get them anyway.

I'm cracking myself up. I hate the sticky feeling your eyes get when they first put taht shit in.

[Dave Reynolds]

2. You are very funny,

quick how many of these do you see?

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Bouncy Ball]

8. they're moving too fast

I could hardly write my check out for the eye exam

[Dookus]

3. cool

don't push until they reach 10 centimeters.

[Bouncy Ball]

6. do you know how long it took me to get that?

four-ever

[tsakshaug]

4. how can you read this?

First time I had it done, I went next door to a bookstore to browse for a half hour until dialation was full, I picked up a book and it was a blurr......

[Bouncy Ball]

7. its' very difficult

I'm tying by touch because I normally do that but I can't tell if I'm making any errors. With the reading, if I take my glases off and put my face about a half inch off the monitor I can read.

[AlCzervik]

9. quick-----

how many fingers am i holding up

[Bouncy Ball]

10. Too easy, eight!

[AlCzervik]

11. ok now