Do You Wish You Had a Tail?

[Placebo]

And if you had one, what would you do with it?

[Cuban_Liberal]

1. Some are convinced I already do.

:evilgrin:

[Placebo]

2. Down boy!

:spank:

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. I'm really not sure how one should take that.....

So I'm just going to cover it all!

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LOL!

[CubsFan1982]

19. Wow.

Nothing phallic about THAT response! :P

[Placebo]

20. You said...

PHALLIC!

*points and giggles like a wee British schoolgirl* :D

[CubsFan1982]

21. Hrmph.

*sniffs haughtily, walks off*

:P

[flamingyouth]

3. I think it would be hard to wear yoga pants

:shrug:

[trof]

12. Yoga pants?

There are special trousers for yoga?
Who knew?

[HeeBGBz]

16. You would have to buy pants with tail sleeves

I'm sure it would be the rage.

I would like one myself. I would like it to be seductive like a cat, functional like a monkey and a means of self defense like an iguana.

[Placebo]

17. Me too!

a 3-in-1! :D

[Momgonepostal]

4. No, because how would you wear it?

Tucked into your pants, leaving a large tail shaped bulge?

Would I have to buy pants with tail sized holes cut into the bottom? What if the hole shifted, would my rear end show?

[tridim]

7. The obvious answer.. Don't wear pants

I'd love to have a tail. It'd be like an extra hand.

[Placebo]

9. And think of the things one could do!

Acrobatics and such.

[Momgonepostal]

14. I don't think that would go over well at work

:D

Has anyone here read Geek Love? There was a character in it with a tail.

[tridim]

26. If we all had tails, it might be a very different workplace.

I don't hear anyone complaining about pantless monkeys at the zoo.

[skygazer]

6. I had a tail once

I had to take much evasive action to get rid of him/her/it. No, I have no desire to have another.

[fleabert]

8. i'd use mine the same way a cat does,

express emotion and balance.

[arcane1]

10. yes!!!!!

I was just mentioning that a few days ago, in fact :)

[Placebo]

13. We're psychically linked!

Well...possibly. :P

[arcane1]

15. or perhaps psychotically linked

:P

[criticalmass]

11. A third arm would be more useful

Then I could braid my own hair.

[rug]

18. penis is latin for tail

sine qua non

[Nailzberg]

22. Yes, if only to prove to these creationists that Darwin was right.

[donheld]

23. I voted yes

but any comments i make would be deleted so i will just shut up. :evilgrin:

[democracyindanger]

24. Can the tail be spiked or have a rattle?

[two gun sid]

25. Yes, I wished I had a tail...

Maybe it would have kept me from falling on my ass when I slipped on the ice in my driveway when I got home today.

[Radical Activist]

27. If you want to get some tail

does that count as yes?

[trof]

28. I think I could be a swinger

(to the tune of "If I only had a brain" from the Wizard of Oz's Cowardly Lion)
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/6396/ifionly.htm

I think I could be a swinger,
To limbs I'd be a clinger,
If I only had a tail.
From a branch I'd be hangin',
My cajones would be clangin',
If I only had a tail.

I could be another Einstein
And my prospects would be so fine,
If I only had a tail.

Oh I could just hang out,
And post here on DU
I could post of things I'd only post for you,
And then I'd hang and post some new.