The Capsized Clown of All CAPTIONS!!! (for myomy)

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Maybe if I start working REAL hard on something everybody likes, then all
the Iraq stuff might be forgotten. Maybe like peace in the Middle East with Isreal and stuff.
But that's so . . . B-O-R-I-N-G!!!! . . . How 'bout prescription drugs . . . ditto! . . . Well, . . .
maybe . . . Naw . . . I get tired just thinking about all those domestic agenda things. Likewise
with foreign affairs. . . . Hmmm. . . . Hey!!! . . . What about if I cut off my little finger clearing
brush on the ranch! Wow! That would be great! Everybody'd forget the Iraq stuff when they'd
turn on t.v. and see reporters all around the hospital waiting for the doctor's briefings. . . And
I could be up in a private wing watching all the games and drinking grape pop. . . PLUS I
get pain killers!!! . . . Am I thinking, or what!"

[underpants]

1. A shadow of a man

:thumbsdown:

[skip fox]

2. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

:bounce:

[skip fox]

3. W. is "thinking": "Hmmm. If I cut my whole hand off while

clearing brush, I'd get even MORE attention and nobody'd remember Iraq
even existed . . . ever . . . period. But it might be so big a deal that television
stations would pre-empt the ball games and what would I watch, all zapped up
on painkillers, in the hospital room?? Huh? It'd be boring just flipping and
only seeing reporters standing around waiting to interview the doc. . . Hmm . . .
but maybe if I cut off like three fingers, then . . ."

[myomy]

4. Pickles, how come we’re on the wrong side of this shadow?

.

[cosmicdot]

5. No, really, nobody will know when we're coming or going ...

... with this newly installed screen ...

[Az]

6. Maybe there is something to those enviromental reports

cough cough

[Duncan Grant]

7. Hey! There's that light at the end of the tunnel...uh oh, that's a train!