the new SEXY SWIMWEAR LINE!

[chickenscratching]

here ya go guys! wholesome wear time!

click next til' you see the sweet sweet scandalous pictures....

http://www.wholesomewear.com/


AND NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledressescustomsewing.com/


this one is even more awesome

[LynneSin]

1. What is this fricking Amish Day at the beach?

[bleedingheart]

33. that is what I was thinking!!!

bwahahahaha...

[AngryAmish]

44. Hey!

[donheld]

75. Say what they will - The quilts are Divine

[Cooley Hurd]

2. I'm fond of the 1908 look...

This, however, is OBSCENE!:o

[chickenscratching]

4. quite obscene! look at those exposed knees and ankles!! n/t

[da_chimperor]

3. Damn, they make 1920's female swim wear look slutty

From the 1920's:



Check theirs out:

http://www.wholesomewear.com/page-4.html

What a bunch of prudes. :eyes:

Edit: found a better photo.

[chickenscratching]

6. what a bunch of hotties

seriously though,
you can find some wicked styles if you google 'wholesome wear'
i had no idea of all the people dedicated to providing you with clothing the lord finds acceptable....

http://www.modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledressescustomsewing.com/

go here, scroll down and you'll get something specialllll......

[da_chimperor]

11. Holy fucking shit Batman! That's one fearsome web address

:wtf:

I have to say I couldn't stop myself from making fun of someone who dressed like that in public. It's like something right out of the 'uncool' part of history.

[Redstone]

41. She says she's a "a truly modest Christian Seamstress"

Does that mean she never looks up the inside of the skirts while she's sewing them?

Redstone

[kclown]

5. Which are we supposed to be? Hetero- or Homo-?

This is confusing. Maybe NoNo-sexual?

Good luck, George. 

[WoodrowFan]

7. WOWSER

hope I can scroll through that site one handed!

[chickenscratching]

25. WOOT WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im like a christian in a bikini
im not a meany
just like to cover my heiny
i dont wanna whiney
i don't got the time-see?

gotta do this for god
gotta make him proud
gotta look hot in mass
cover up my ass

check checkit..............................

[HereSince1628]

8. What??? No Men's Line?

[chickenscratching]

18. don't worry darling---here's one!

http://www.modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledressescustomsewing.com/father_and_son__shirts_and_pajam.htm

[ET Awful]

9. Next they will be offering the finest evening gowns . . .

[progressoid]

10. Sports Illustrated 2006, here we come!!

[MrScorpio]

12. Okay, somebody needs to checkout wickedweasel.com, fersher

How utterly laughable can you get

[da_chimperor]

17. Thank you.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU! :D

[ET Awful]

20. Now that's what I call a religious experience :) :) :)

j/k

I can't say as I really approve of that stuff any more than I do the 1800's styles :)

[chickenscratching]

22. that really fucked with my mind...

especially with looking at the wholesome wear prior to that....

DAMN THOUGH! did you get a load of all teh camel toe on that site??! HOT DAMN!


:eyes:

[MrScorpio]

23. If wholesomewear is a disease

Then Wickedweasel is the cure.

Pardon me, I'm be at Ipanema

[WoodrowFan]

66. that was NOT worksafe!

LOL

[Dastard Stepchild]

13. Ohhh... I love swimming in ugly dresses...

Thank goodness there is now a company catering to my every need!

[chickenscratching]

16. katamari! im so happy to see katamari...n/t

[Dastard Stepchild]

19. katamari rulz!

:)

[Fenris]

21. I love your sig line and avatar

Best. Game. Ever.

[Dastard Stepchild]

67. Couldn't agree more...

Is that a Morrissey avatar, or just an individual that looks incredibly similar to Moz?

[Fenris]

14. Oh my...

This princess style outer garment is joined at the zipper to a Lycra® under garment. The suit snaps between the legs for in water use and unsnaps for a modest out of water look. The color lines of this suit help give a slender look.

[flamingyouth]

46. Hey, check out the second link

I think the capes are kinda sexy.

But the pics of the women with the livestock disturb me. :scared:

[edbermac]

15. Where's the page displaying the form-fitting chastity belts?

:wtf:

[matcom]

24. you know, i need to think up similar bullshit to sell to these fundies

these stupid fuckers will buy ANYTHING if its marketed to them!

i'm approaching life all wrong. i need to think of something like this and get rich off these people

:think:

[chickenscratching]

26. exactly! there is such a market out there....n/t

[terrya]

27. Gawd, it's like something out of "The Handmaid's Tale"

[chickenscratching]

29. definitely the item i'd be wearing....

if i was having sex with my masters wife behind me....

[ironflange]

32. I was thinking. . .

Little House on the Prairie

[kcwayne]

28. What are those whoring harlots doing showing their ankles!!

Why do we have to be bombarded with these brazen sexual images from the satanic left wingers that want our daughters to have sex, wear makeup, talk back to men, and work outside the home? I am so glad our lord and savior will come and take us believers back to heaven and let these scum sucking liberalists wallow in the pits of hell. And I will personally hand out the whips to Satans gremlins as they pounce on the sinful. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[kick-ass-bob]

30. hubba hubba:

:eyes:

[chickenscratching]

56. hmmmmmmm

[SarahB]

31. "Mommy, why is my body bad?"

"Because the Lord says it is."

Nope, no need for therapy in the future there. All is well. Praise be. :eyes:

[bleedingheart]

34. Clearly they aren't swimming competitively because those suits could drown

the swimmer....

[chickenscratching]

35. seriously, how much do you think that suit weighs?? n/t

[bleedingheart]

36. Lycra and Taslan aren't heavyweight fabrics but I just don't

think they would be comfortable..especially that dress-like shift that is worn over the lycra suit.

Olympic swimmers wear entire form fitting suits but they fit like a surgical glove...those suits are just a bit too "roomy" to be safe.

To be honest people have a right to wear what they want to the beach and from looking at the sites, it appears that they are marketing these for people who follow certain guidelines ...like mennonites...which is fine by me...they have a right to feel comfortable follow their rules of life and still go to the beach...

To be honest I know a number of women who would probably buy these suits because they aren't showing every inch of skin...

[chickenscratching]

37. people have every right to wear what they want...

to the beach.
it's fine by me anyday.

[northzax]

47. you have the right to wear whatever you want

and I have the right to mock the living hell out of you for it. deal?

and believe me, I'd be just as amused by someone wearing the mesh bikinies from twistedweasel.

[chickenscratching]

49. well said northzax.... n/t

[bleedingheart]

55. I didn't say anything about mocking them...

I think the suits are actually a potential drowing risk...but clearly there are people out there that are buying this stuff...

[LynzM]

58. Bleedingheart, I agree

I mean, if you're not comfortable with showing off your body, then don't. If someone wants to cater to that, ok by me.

That said, you'd never catch me in any of those outfits if it weren't for a theater production!

[bleedingheart]

59. I think they are a risk for serious "pool itch"......

having that outfit hanging wet on your body has the potential to give you a rash......

I remember my grandmother going to the beach with us...she wore these suits that had skirts to her knees...I used to laugh until I had my own maternity bathing suit...it was black and white houndstooth check...it made me look like a watermelon wrapped in a tablecloth...

[LynzM]

60. Yuck....

But any wet bathing suit you leave on for a long time that doesn't dry quickly will do that, and it's yucky. Personally, I love my racing-style suits and athletic bikinis, and will stick with them.

This quote: it made me look like a watermelon wrapped in a tablecloth... LOL
I hear ya, maternity suits suck! Mine was light blue with flowers, not something you'd ever see me in under normal circumstances!

[chickenscratching]

71. whoa...i didn't even think about that one.

watch out for crotchrot.

[Brewman_Jax]

38. Scandalous

the ankles are showing in the women's swimwear!

[luvLLB]

39. are they serious?

[bleedingheart]

40. this is marketed towards a particular group...mennonites

and I bet some pentacostal groups...

[chickenscratching]

45. according to the maker of modest apparel.....

"No, we are not Mennonite or Amish and never have been. Just bible believing Christians on this earthly pilgrimage from the city of destruction to the pearly gates of glory land. Entrance bought and paid for by the blood of the promised Jewish Messiah."


http://www.modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledressescustomsewing.com/family_up_date.htm

[bleedingheart]

51. ...you know that it is the mennonites and the pentacostals who are

buying this stuff...

The Amish would never go to the beach...at least the ones I know of...

by the way I was talking about the swimwear one...

[chickenscratching]

53. oops.....i see i see! thanks for clearing that up. n/t

[WoodrowFan]

65. Amish Swimwear

now THAT'S a phrase you don't hear everyday.

[4_Legs_Good]

61. LMAO!!

It cracks me up that they get asked that question!

Too funny!

david

[RogueTrooper]

42. This is a bit saucy

I hope this picture isn't given those fine Christian™ gentlemen libidinous thoughts.

[chickenscratching]

43. roll roll, roll in hay........roll roll, roll in the hay......n/t

[SarahB]

48. Lydia of Purple's size chart sucks

It uses the older sizing methods. Damn thing has me going back into a 14. :(

[chickenscratching]

50. speaking of using older methods....

it seems to me that lydia of purple uses patterns from the 1980s (and 70s) from ben franklin, and then jazzes it up a bit with religion...

[chickenscratching]

52. lookity look.

[AlCzervik]

57. she looks like Joan Cusack in 16 candles

[chickenscratching]

74. yep...just minus the headgear n/t

[Historic NY]

54. Little house on the praire ...swimwear.

Wow...

[CanuckAmok]

62. For the Handmaid with the Active Lifestyle(tm)

Where's the lycra babtismal suit section?

[arwalden]

63. Remember That Wendy's Commercial With The Soviet Fashion Show?

"Is next... day-vear!" (A frumpy model walks on runway in a plain drab outfit with a matching scarf on her head.)

"Is next... schwim-vear!" (Model walks on runway in the SAME plain outfit that's accessorized with the model holding an inflatable beach-ball.)

"Is next... evenink-vear!" (Same model walks on runway in the SAME plain outfit that's accessorized with the model holding a flashlight.)

[WoodrowFan]

64. Verrrryyy nice! (NT)

[redqueen]

68. hehehe... no, I don't...

but that description was good enough. :hi:

[no name no slogan]

76. I REMEMBER THAT!

It was in the 80s, wasn't it? Ah, the Cold War....those were the good old days, weren't they? We knew where The Enemy® was, where he was hiding, and what he was up to. :sigh:

[Mad_Dem_X]

69. Cute outifts - IF YOU'RE NINE

Why do they want women to dress like little girls??? Very disturbing. Why do some people fear seeing female skin?

[chickenscratching]

77. but it's just soooo modest.... :) n/t

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

70. Those clothes on the second link remind me of

"Little House on the Prairie".

I would never wear any of those clothes/bathing suits. They are very old fashioned looking (and in a dorky kind of way too). I like to wear clothes that show of my figure, not hide it.

[loudestchick]

72. If you google for "Modest Clothing" it pops up alot of clothing sites for

Orthodox Jews. It isn't only the Christian wackjobs who are buying "modest clothing".

[chickenscratching]

73. and mennonites and ME! n/t