The Commander-in-Creep of all CAPTIONS!!! (for DEMMAN)

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Boy, have I learned my lesson, or what! Next time I want something
really, really bad, like invading Iraq and shoving some scumbag off the face of the
earth, I'll just take a long, deep breath and then sit down, real calm, and write all the
reasons FOR and all the reasons AGAINST side-by-side so I can see how they measure
up just by looking. Maybe even listen to Colin more, . . . even though he's boring. . .
Wow!, it WAS a bit of a mess, what with costing $48 billion and all those lives and
America's potential as the world's moral leader for the twenty-first century and stuff,
but at least I learned something. Gotta always try to look on the positive. That's what I
think."

[underpants]

1. Don't look back in anger Georgie

Oh hell, how else would he look back?

[commander bunnypants]

2. Even though it is costing one American a day.

It will keep those reporters from looking up that sexual assualt case against mee. WWAAAHHH I wish I was a man like Bill Clinton. Ya'll know with a penis and their friends.


DEMMAN

[cosmicdot]

3. Yeah, I lied. What'cha gonna do about it?

I've gotten by with murder all my life. You think things are going
to change over 16 words here, 17 there? What's that, you say? How I would I like being disarmed on the 18th hole? Well, I'm not, so, stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Now, get the hell out of my face. Make like a tree, and leave. Hey, and, mind your back, that's what my grandpappy used to tell people.

[skip fox]

4. The world revolves and time shifts zone to zone.

As some DU'ers turn their minds to house and home;
Others fire their hard-drives, and minds alight,
Seek shift to ride swift CAPTION'S flight.

:bounce: