Advertising pitchman on whose grave you'd most delightedly dance

[Bossy Monkey]

First one to say Jimmy Jeff Gannon-Guckert has to go sit in the corner!:P

[skygazer]

1. The obnoxious woman who does the in store Safeway ads

I work at a Safeway - all day long, I have to listen to this bitch's chirpy voice as she recites these lame-o ads for Safeway products over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.... well, you get the picture.

If I ever meet anyone whose voice remotely resembles hers, I'm afraid of what I may do.

[mr_hat]

2. Marty DiBergi. You know that little wagon the dog chases

under the cabinet? He did that.

[blondeatlast]

35. Um, wasn't he the "director" in Spinal Tap? nt

[Fenris]

3. Bob, who has a small penis.

[Love Bug]

12. I think those "Bob" commercials are a hoot!

I'd rather see those than the "I'm Bob Dole and I take viagra" ads.

[elperromagico]

4. Billy Mays.

Calm down, damn it! It's just a fucking surface cleaner.

[Fenris]

5. IT'S GOT THE POWER OF OXYGEN!!!!!

[elperromagico]

7. I've got the power of methane...

*uses his power on Billy Mays*

[Dr.Phool]

6. Everyone in the Enzyte commercials

But, if I'm going to manufacture Enzyte for Women, I guess I'll have to book Mrs. Bob.

[elperromagico]

8. Bob's wife should star in commercials

for the "Society for the Prevention of Shit-Eating Grins."

[Stop_the_War]

9. that eHarmony guy

[fit4life]

13. HELL YEAH!

I'd love to smack that grin off his face. I never really understood the word "smarmy" until I saw his commercials.

Beside, EHarmony won't be any better. The idiots who take that test aren't going to be brutally honest with themselves, they're going to answer the questions with the reply that most accurately represents the way they WISH they were. DAMN!

[elperromagico]

14. Note that he never touts the marriage success rates...

How much you wanna bet they aren't high?

[fit4life]

15. Of course not!

I also noticed that he's using actors to play happy couples. I never saw a disclaimer, but I recognized one guy from a Circuit City commercial he did.

Man that guy's irritating!

[Ms Chicklet]

31. A friend of mine calls it e-hornyme

The Good Doctor's also supposed to be quite chummy with James Dobson of Focus on the Family.

[Bossy Monkey]

18. Stand by; if any of the poll replies are shut out as of 6:30, I'll edit

and add him.

Much as I dislike eHarmony and particularly their commercials, I must admit that my best friend is among those getting married because of them. As he and his intended are Jewish agnostic hippies, it kind of undercuts the argument usually advanced around here (not necessarily by you, I realize) that it only works for fundamentalist Christians. That said, I still hate 'em though.

[Stop_the_War]

20. Add to that the eHarmony guy is a fundamentalist "christian"

who donates to shrub.

[Bossy Monkey]

30. Well, now you can vote for him

or against him, depending on your point of view

[Lavender Brown]

10. Digger, the germ that lives under toenails

:scared: Those commercials really freak me out.

[blondeatlast]

16. Invariably shown right after I've finished my dinner and the dishes.

Just
before the food has completely digested.

Worst commercial ever.

I long for the days when prescription drugs were, what's the word?--oh, yeah. PRESCRIBED. By a smart person with an advanced degree.

Edit: HTML issues...

[Stop_the_War]

11. Lesko and Mays and the Ditech freak

[blondeatlast]

17. Other--YESYESYESYESYESYES.

All of them, plus...

[Bunny]

19. That Leptoprin lady scares me.

What is she so pissed off about? :shrug:

[blondeatlast]

28. Easy--she's too damn skinny to take Leptropin!

That whole commercial is icky. Why is a skinny-assed wretch telling me about a fat pill? Why must she pace? What's with her eyes? Why didn't she go to the salon before making the commercial?

Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepyyyyyyyy...

[WildClarySage]

21. The alien bitch just cheeses me off

when she says that if I just take a pill I can't afford will help me lose weight. If I also diet and exercise regularly.

Well, Beeyatch, if I could diet and exercise regularly I wouldn't need your fucking diet pill.

[Rowdyboy]

22. Smiling Bob, spokesman for Enzyte! and "natural male enhancement"

Makes my stomach churn....

[Arkana]

23. That crazy asshole Matthew Lesko

Every fiber of my being wants to stick him with a thousand syringes full of rhino tranqs.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

24. That creepy John Basedow

And his exercise equipment. Always looks to me like his head has been Photoshopped onto someone else's body.

I'm also ready to slap the "Video Professor" guy.

[Bossy Monkey]

33. He always gets mentioned (twice here) but I've never seen him

Maybe he's regional, or maybe they don't put him on the nerd channels. I'll take your word for it that he's supremely annoying, though.

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

25. Matt Lesko can kiss my ass. It's whores like him that keep taxes high.

The Cortislim guy is an asshole too, along with that space alien lady. I like the MasterCard commercials, and I have no beef with the Ditech guy.

Wilford Brimley is above reproach, and I will speak no ill against him.

[Dave Reynolds]

26. Mr. Popiel

can take the pocket fisheman and all those friggin julienne fries and shove them up his showtime rotisserie.

[Ladyhawk]

27. So many idiots, so few post slots...

...but I think MATTHEW LESKO (shouted so form may follow function) is the worst of the lot.

[Magrittes Pipe]

29. Fitness Celebrity John Basedow.

Dude's got a bigger rack than my girlfriend.

[democrat in Tallahassee]

32. Tony Little-blonde guy with pony tail sells gazelle glider

that little twerp really gets on my nerves, but I always watch for a minute cause to me it's kinda like watching a train wreck. it is so awful

[fit4life]

34. How about the Herpes woman?

The one with the disturbing eyes who used some product to take her life back from Herpes?

[Bossy Monkey]

36. Just in time for a cruise-- so I can spread it to everybody on the boat!

Sorry; that was just me being cynical, but it is a creepy commercial.