Let me describe to you what happened to me today.

[RubyCat]

I had just left the house this morning when I ran into and old business associate on the street. We were on unfriendly terms, and I tried avoiding him by ducking into a nearby store. Unfortunately, he followed me in and we got into a nasty fight. I'm not entirely sure what happened, but I lost consciousness on the floor.

When I woke up, we were in this basement, tied to chairs, and there were these two guys and a weirdo playing "eenie, meenie, mynie, mo." They took my former business partner into a back room, and I started hearing all these rowdy sounds. I managed to free myself from the chair while this was happening, but as I was sneaking out of the premises, I felt a pang of conscience. How could I leave my former business partner in the hands of these weirdos, even if he and I weren't on good terms? So I resolved to go back to free him.

The store was apparently a pawn shop, and there was this cool samurai sword hanging on the wall. I armed myself with the sword, and as I went back into the basement, I was shocked to see what was going on in the back room. I'm not going to tell you what was going on there, but let's just say my former business partner wouldn't want word of it getting out. I snuck up on one of the hillbillies and slashed him with the sword which allowed my business partner to grab a nearby rifle and successfully overpower the other hillbilly.

Anyway, the day would have totally sucked were it not for the fact that I got a free motorcycle from it.

True story. So what happened to you today?

[underpants]

1. I got this COOL Samurai sword

:thumbsup:

[RubyCat]

2. Did you use it to kill a hillbilly?

[underpants]

3. I can't say

but as I was leaving I heard something about pipes and blow torches

[RubyCat]

6. That doesn't sound good.

It sounds like someone was planning to get medieval on somebody's ass.

[underpants]

11. Again I can't say

I swore to secrecy

[datasuspect]

5. they're not in season

that's after nascar goes on hiatus.

[sweetladybug]

7. Well I went for a job interview and got the job. I stayed there for about

4 hours and I noticed the manager must have taken a liken to me. I made sure he understood I was married. He left for a couple hours (said he went to the Dr). After returning to the office he came over and was talking to me and an assistant that was training me. The manager told me to cover my ears and said "the Dr told me to NOT lift anything over 20 lbs and I told him (the Dr) that it was a good thing that I always sit down when I go to the bathroom" The man didn't impress me at all, as a matter of fact he turned my stomach and totally insulted me. Needless to say I left at lunch time and won't be going back there.

[ret5hd]

4. i had to jab a giant hypo into the chest of your business partners wife.

[RubyCat]

8. VINCENT!!! IS THAT YOU!!!???

What a small world!

[Richardo]

9. I had a discussion with a co-worker about fast food and the metric system.

...the "Royale with cheese"

[underpants]

12. I learned a whole bunch about "Storage" and coffee

it was very educational

[RubyCat]

13. Yeah, but to the freepers, it's just another reason to hate the French.

Did you know in Belgium, they put mayonaise on their fries?

[BurtWorm]

10. Did you go medieval on their ass?

:hi:

[rene moon]

14. Is Zed dead?

:)

[madison2000]

15. I've been reading about the NT kernel for two hours

and I had yogurt with granola for lunch.

[ret5hd]

16. you.are.a.Wild.Man!

[RubyCat]

17. Those NT Kernel manuals are obscene. Nothing but the N-word everywhere.