Definition of Socialist. - Democratic Underground

benburch

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Mon Mar-07-05 02:11 PM
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Definition of Socialist.

Socialist - n. - A Freeper whose job has been outsourced.

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patrice

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Mon Mar-07-05 02:13 PM
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1. Bush's jobs = The New Fascism. n/t

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unblock

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Mon Mar-07-05 02:14 PM
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2. a capitalist who's been mugged

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Mar-07-05 02:14 PM
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3. I'm confused.

I'm a socialist and I can assure you that I am not a freeper whose job has been outsourced.

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benburch

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Mon Mar-07-05 02:16 PM
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4. This is the Lounge...

Don't look for deep meaning here. It is humor.

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JimmyJazz

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Mon Mar-07-05 02:19 PM
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5. okay -

:shrug:

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progmom

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Mon Mar-07-05 02:23 PM
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6. You gotta help me here too.

I know jokes lose something when they're explained, but will you indulge me just this once?

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benburch

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Mon Mar-07-05 03:40 PM
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8. The freepers call us ALL socialists...

And say that we all live in our mother's basements and cash our disability checks...

I was just making a little fun of them...

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RevolutionaryActs

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Mon Mar-07-05 02:28 PM
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7. Am I missing something?

Edited on Mon Mar-07-05 02:28 PM by Revolutionary_Acts04

:shrug:

I don't find this very funny(it is a joke right?). Sorry.

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hfojvt

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Mon Mar-07-05 03:42 PM
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9. one trouble is that it is easier to fall than to soar

a compassionate person can become more heartless as he/she is kicked around, but typically being kicked around does not produce compassion. That freeper is more likely to join the KKK than the ACLU.

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bleedingheart

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Mon Mar-07-05 03:43 PM
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10. Socialist = A freeper who finally figures out what Jesus meant

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