OK U lounge lizards, I ran 3 miles this morning. What did U do?

[hue]

What are U doing to keep the DU lot healthy??

And yes its Mon. morning, but I'm a nurse and worked yesterday (Sun.).
(Felt like sleeping in.)

[Teaser]

1. recorded from 16 neurons simultaneously.

nt

[sniffa]

2. i got fat

i aLso drank 3 cups of coffee, ate a chocoLate donut, and smoked 4 cigarettes.

[Bertha Venation]

7. You smoke?

No! My sniffa!

Okay. :loveya: anyway. No judgment. Just... sigh.

Hell, what can I say? I'm fat. :eyes: at self.

[sniffa]

10. i'm sorry

i have some fiLthy vices. to be fair though, i never pLanned to Live this Long. :P

[Bertha Venation]

12. no apology necessary

:hi: I'm glad you lived this long

[hue]

25. See U next week in the Coronary ICU! nt

[sniffa]

29. not if i see you first

douchebag

[hue]

38. In fact people like U always see me last!

Not that you care.
I would still take good care of U.

[sniffa]

42. it's peopLe Like U that make peopLe Like I

zzzzz

[aden_nak]

3. Three miles? Egads. I didn't even have time to jerk off this morning.

Uh, I mean. . . weight train-er-cize.

/pretends the DU forum has no edit button

[Dr.Phool]

I got up

smoked a few cigs, had coffee, thought about working out. Jerked off instead. Now killing time before I head to the bar.

[Bertha Venation]

4. ate a sausage mcmuffin and walked two blocks -- garage to office

:shrug:

[zbdent]

5. Well, this AM I chased somebody for 2.9

miles

[hue]

28. What would that be about?? nt

[zbdent]

32. Something about people with three letters in their

user names . . .

[datasuspect]

6. took my morning constitutional

then attended to my ablutions.

made strong coffee

and then came here to do my part in the fall of the DU lounge empire.

[meegbear]

8. This morning, hit the gym 5 am

Worked chest, shoulders and triceps, did my abs then 45 minutes on the elliptical stepper - Cross Training program. Out by 7:15.

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Smoked six rocks of crack, converted four teenagers to homosexuality,

stuck LaRouche literature in every mailbox on my street, overthrew the Portuguese government, choked a puppy, spat on a picture of Jesus Christ, bought milk, and stuck my pecker in a garbage disposal.

And all before noon!

[datasuspect]

11. you rule the fucking earth

can i be your acolyte? i think i could benefit from your teachings.

[RandomKoolzip]

14. What's your credit card number....and the expiration date....?

The road of excess leads to the palace of tacos.

[datasuspect]

22. i don't have a credit card

but i could be convinced to "liberate" merchandise.

[RandomKoolzip]

31. Ah, shoplifting's for children and lightweights.

Yesterday I founded a new right wing think tank, the American Hogfart Dipshit Institute. Then I boosted a Chrysler LeBaron and drove it into the local dentist's office. Then came the squirrel hunt (bagged a baker's dozen!) Then came the ritual rouging of the nipples in dove's blood followed by the drowning of an elderly woman in marinara sauce (it's a Sunday thing. That's my fun day. My "I-Don't-Have-to-Run" day.)

And you want to join my cult based on your shoplifting prowess?! I ought to fart in your eye, you piker!

[datasuspect]

34. i accept your abuse

your methods are good.

[RandomKoolzip]

35. And so is my greased fist.

You'll learn to accept it as well.

[datasuspect]

37. the greased fist of removal?

i have a lot to learn i think.

[RandomKoolzip]

41. Rev. Bob Dobbs is but a dust mote on a turdpile compared to me.

My magnificence will cover the land, blot out the sun, and force your kids to watch "Caroline in the City."


Anyways...yep, I got a lot done today.

[JimmyJazz]

13. What's on the agenda for the rest of your day?

Jeebus - all I did was form 6 new lounge cliques - BTW, you aren't in any of them.

[RandomKoolzip]

17. Honestly, I have to go to work.

But tomorrow, my to do list is:

Buy fritos
Apply clothespins to scrotum; affix alligator clips to nipples
Call mom
Kill Satan
Slap a nun
Adopt a crackbaby; sell it for food
Eat fritos

[terrya]

16. Forget the toaster...

FOUR teenagers to homosexuality? Before noon??? You can have your choice of any of the free gifts for THAT impressive conversion rate! :-)

[RandomKoolzip]

19. Can I just get a copy of "the home game?"

[terrya]

21. Sure.

A copy of "the home game" it is. :-)

[GOPBasher]

15. Ate a bunch of junk that'll stay on my midsection for a while.

So there!!!! You're "losing" calories because you're a *loser*!!! I gained calories because I'm a definite "gainer," or something.

[TyeDye75]

18. I babysat a cute puppy and got paid £10 for my trouble.../nt

[flvegan]

20. Put last night's empties in the recycling bin.

Mmmmm...Flying Dog Pale Ale...

I DO go to the gym in the afternoon, tho.

[hue]

49. We have a microbrewery in the basement MMM! Pale ale! nt

[fit4life]

23. I did 20 situps!

But then the snooze alarm wouldn't work any more so I had to get up. :)

[redqueen]

24. 45 min - 1 hr. of aerobics every a.m.

Pilates 2/3 times a week in the evenings.

I've been lazy and not doing any workouts at all for the past 4 months, so I'm going on a spree. :)


Today it was step aerobics with Cathy Friedrich... very challenging.

[MAlibdem]

26. I went to class.

And studied oligopolistic competition. And ate lunch. And played GTA Vice City. It's been a good morning for my mental health anyways.

[4_Legs_Good]

27. I *thought* about running this morning

but decided to sleep in instead (e.g. sleep until 6:20).

Now I have to keep myself from talking myself out of going to the gym at lunch today. It's gonna be a rough battle.

david

[hue]

33. But you'll feel so much better if U go! nt

[4_Legs_Good]

40. I know, I know, but I got a little bit of a cold

and I should go buy some marinated tofu at the health food store and mail a package and pay bills...

But really, I should go to the gym. 2.5 hours to argue left...

I should definitely go, though.

david

[hue]

46. Excercise improves your immune system.

Research shows illnesses are minimized if one excercises on a reg basis.

[4_Legs_Good]

47. Yeah, but what if you exercise *while* your sick?

Doesn't resting help more than exerting yourself? To get over it.

That said, if I don't exercise every time I'm sick, I'll be so out of shape in no time because my kid and wife (who is a teacher) bring every disease known to human kind home on a regular basis.

david

[Steve Nash is god 13]

30. I played PS2 n/t

[bleedingheart]

36. I lifted my fork off my plate about twenty to thirty times while

eating my breakfast...

not feeling well today...sick at home with kid....

[hue]

39. Awww! Sorry to hear that. Hope you feel better soon!

[madison2000]

43. I walked my dog in the woods and fed him treats

I had a hot coffee and a lemon poppyseed muffin for breakfast.

[hue]

48. Sounds like a good morning! nt

[DS1]

44. I looked both ways before crossing.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

45. I'm going to run 3 miles this evening.

I exercise almost everyday in the evenings before the sun goes down. I do a 3 mile run 5 or 6 times a week.

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. What did I do this morning? I slept.

:silly:

[MissMillie]

51. I bought some running shoes this weekend

And I'm ready to start jogging for the first time in my life.... except...


I need a really good sports bra and they're not easy to find in larger sizes (why do exercise equipment companies only cater to people who are already fit?)....

I'm actually thinking of buying 3 or 4 ace bandages and just binding these girls down. Would that be so terrible?