Post **just the punchline** to a joke!

[VOX]

Sometimes the punchlines themselves are even funnier than the jokes.

I'll start:

"No, that's just some ice cream."

Or:

"Move over girls, I gotta gargle."

And the classic:

"The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130!"

[tuvor]

1. "Please!"

[VOX]

10. Minimalist!

Good one, tuvor! :thumbsup:

[tuvor]

17. Good! It's the only one I can think of!

;)

[Skink]

2. Considering they were tap dancing on dirt.

[two gun sid]

3. "And another thing, I ain't fightin' no man that can....

eat that much ice cream!"

[JohnnyRingo]

4. "Thirty years ago, that fence wasn't electric"

[SmileyBoy]

5. "No, cause you're fucking ugly."

[wtmusic]

6. "Sheep? You know how THEY lie!!"

n/t

[SmileyBoy]

7. "Not then, just now when I saw 'Roooooowrrrrr!!!'"

[peekaloo]

8. Yeah and you should have seen the lips that spit it!

[mikehiggins]

9. Okay, I give up. Where's the ship?

eom

[asthmaticeog]

11. One has cunning stunts.

[texas1928]

12. Rectum, damned near killed him.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[uppityperson]

13. The brick.

[CanuckAmok]

14. "Nurse! I told you to PRICK his BOIL!!"

n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

28. Nurse, I said Butt Light!!

n/t

[gkhouston]

15. "A seamstress tucks and frills" nt/

[baldguy]

16. Ya think I maybe shoulda said DiMaggio?

No, I just had some ice cream. Really!

Well..it was my first day with the hook, ya see...

This is a lighthouse. You decide!

[Sporadicus]

18. 'How Far Do You Think You're Gonna Get on a Scab, Asshole!'

The punchline to one of the dirtiest, most disgusting jokes I know. It's great :evilgrin:

[peekaloo]

19. Mashed potatoes can't make their own gravy.

[CanuckAmok]

20. "Are you kidding? Help me find my car keys and we can drive out!"

[Solly Mack]

21. Bent it, hell! I damn near broke it!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

22. "Walk him and pitch to the rhino."

[CanuckAmok]

23. Nice kitty...nice kitty...

[tinfoilinfor2005]

24. "I never said Minnie Mouse was was having sex with him,

I just said she was fuckin' goofy."

[UrbScotty]

25. Then it hit me.

[7th_Sephiroth]

26. Rectum? Damn near killed him?

you hear that punchline alot in movies, but is there a joke to it?

[orleans]

27. So I took him out back and I showed him

[proud2BlibKansan]

29. Bush had a plan for getting out of Vietnam

[davsand]

30. Anybody that can take his cock, wrap it around his waist, and...

...stick it in his own ear is one tough SOB!

Possibly one of my all time favorite jokes EVER!!!



Laura

[yellowdogintexas]

31. Abscess makes the Fart go Honda

The smartest man in the world just jumped out of this airplane wearing my backpack


Dad, will you please stop monkeying around with the golf ball?


A priest on a pogo stick


Because it has meringue on it

[Left Is Write]

32. ..."But you f*** one goat....!"

[Left Is Write]

33. The genie let out a sigh and said, " Let me see the damn map again."

[CO Liberal]

34. If I Could Walk That Way, I Wouldn't NEED The Powder!!!

"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"

"I didn't think I'd be playing in a cathedral!!"

"But suck JUST ONE D**K...."

"A rooster clucks defiance, and a lawyer..."

"No, but it's a twitchin' a mite!"

"Boy, this water's cold!" "And deep, too!!"

[swag]

35. "Shoot the Dog! Shoot the Dog!"

[lpbk2713]

36. No, no, Tonto. I said bring back a big POSSE!

[CO Liberal]

37. "Ten Dollars - Same As Downtown."

[CO Liberal]

38. "Peter - I Can See Your House From Here!!!"

[DarienComp]

39. "the bad news is you're a bitch."

:evilgrin:

[CO Liberal]

40. "Superman, You're a Mean Drunk!!!"

[two gun sid]

41. No, you idiot, I meant we ride the camel to the...

whorehouse in town!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

42. "Holy shit! A talking blueberry muffin!"

[AwakeAtLast]

43. They keep getting their feet caught in the steering wheel.

:D

[crispini]

44. "Do you think I wanted a twelve-inch PIANIST?"

[Kat45]

45. He only took tips.