My daughter has 21 Barbies and ONE Ken.

[Bouncy Ball]

Some might say Ken is a lucky man.


(Ken as a low-budget Hugh Hefner.)

[JohnKleeb]

1. ha

Cute.

[Liberal Veteran]

2. Ken has a harem?

Of clones?

[Bouncy Ball]

10. Well to be fair

each Barbie looks slightly different. Some have higher cheekbones than others, some have blue eyes, some have green eyes, but the biggest difference is in their hair: while they are all blonde, some have longer hair, some shorter, some have frizzy hair, some have crimped hair, some curly, some straight.

Ken, he likes some variety in his life.

Oh and Gymnast Barbie is the only one with low-rider pants and hip joints that can rotate 360 degrees.

:shrug: Also her hair is more of a dirty blonde.

[CatWoman]

3. Ken is a eunich

what good would he do them, other than style their hair?

[Spider Jerusalem]

4. Anyone who says Ken is a lucky man...

has never lived with even ONE woman.

[Bouncy Ball]

17. I told my husband the 21 Barbies and one Ken thing

and he said "Better him than me."

[Spider Jerusalem]

33. Especially considering that their cycles would all synchronise...

now THERE'S a scary thought. 21 pre-menstrual women under the same roof. <shudder>

[Bouncy Ball]

37. OH MY GOD.

Now that scared ME.

[Sanity Claws]

5. They broke up!!

Didn't you hear? Barbie is having a fling with some surfer-dude.
You really should get the surfer-dude. It'll be someone for Ken to hang out with and do guy things with. (I'm sure Ken does guy things, though.)

[xmas74]

6. You do know that Ken and Barbie have broken up?

There is a new man-Blaine. My daughter wants him now.

[ET Awful]

7. You're assuming that those 21 Barbies are straight Barbies

nobody ever said that :).

[JohnKleeb]

8. Oooooooh bicurious barbie

that will be a hit ;).

[Bouncy Ball]

15. Oh they are NOT straight.

We've had lesbian weddings.

[JohnKleeb]

18. ooooooooh hot

:evilgrin:, but how can barbie marry herself?

[Bouncy Ball]

20. They are separate dolls!

Just have all the same name. But they love each other, believe me, they exchanged vows.

[JohnKleeb]

21. thats cute

Who performed the marriage? Reverend Barbie?

[Bouncy Ball]

24. Ken did.

We've done the same thing with her Bratz dolls. My daughter is very progressive, believes in GLBT rights.

[JohnKleeb]

28. Your daughter is a good person

I wasnt thinking about GLBT rights at that age, I was only thinking about baseball and how much it sucked that my team didnt make the series.

[Bouncy Ball]

34. Well she's younger than you!

Things have changed, my man! LOL!

Heck I'm not sure I knew what "gay" meant when I was her age.

[JohnKleeb]

36. I dont think I did either

I meant when I was at that age. Oh yeah I was very immature, I still am too.

[xmas74]

46. I didn't know what the difference

between lesbian and thespian was until I was 18. I know-sucks to be me.

[JohnKleeb]

47. oh dont worry

I thought thesbian was sexual until fairly recently. I learn as I go.

[xmas74]

48. I was a freshman in college

and a (at the time) brand-new friend of mine was introducing me to her girlfriend. I made a comment about if they preferred the term thespians. At first they didn't get it, then they started cracking up and excused me for living in a small town.
Now, it's our big joke.

[SmileyBoy]

9. Ken has no penis.

What's he gonna do with Barbie - Grind her??

[JohnKleeb]

11. he could always use a dildo

:shrug:

[Liberal Veteran]

22. Not in Alabama....

:D

[Bouncy Ball]

25. Not in Texas, either.

And that's where we are. Ken is all around out of luck.

[Liberal Veteran]

27. Maybe he go to NM and smuggle one in?

:D

[JohnKleeb]

29. Maybe

[JohnKleeb]

32. maybe he could make his own

with a tree stump.

[Bouncy Ball]

39. OUCH!!!

OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!!

[JohnKleeb]

41. indeed it'd hurt

[JohnKleeb]

30. its only against the law to buy one though, isnt it

[name not needed]

12. Dry hump her with his, um, hump.

[Bouncy Ball]

14. ...

Nevermind. Changed my mind. I don't want to get this locked.

[Deja Q]

35. What'd Mattel do, grind down the offending bit during pre-production?

?!

[tuvor]

13. No, Ken's cursing the day they decided not to grant him a penis.

Especially your daughter's Ken.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

16. Yup, Barbie has gotten herself a surfer boy toy...

but can you blame her? Ken looks to me like a southern preacher with that big toothy smile. Probably voted for Chimp.

[koneko]

19. My Donny Osmond doll in the 70s

was in the same lucky position.

I not only had lotsa Barbies, but I also had Wonder Woman & the Bionic Woman. . .

He always got to ride in the Barbie car.

[Deja Q]

43. Aw man! The Bionic dolls were so kewl!

And you could take out little plastic 'technology' bits from them for no reason!

[Hatalles]

23. I used to play Barbies w/ my sister when I was younger...

The Zack Morris doll got all the chicks while poor "Figure Skating Ken" lost a forearm and jumped off rooftops in his pink and orange tights half the time.

[CanuckAmok]

26. Justr wasted on a man with no genitalia.... what a shame.

no sleep for Ken.

[Bouncy Ball]

31. They're always having pillow fights and squealing

and eating whole tubes of cookie dough and painting each other's toenails and telling ghost stories and prank calling people until 4 am. He's sick of this shit. NO ONE told him it would be like this.

[CanuckAmok]

38. Nobody ever does.

I feel his pain.

[ScreamingMeemie]

40. My daughter threw her "token" Ken in the bottom of the toy box

and never played with him. :hi:

[Bouncy Ball]

44. Ken's been roundly ignored here, too. Poor genital-less guy.

[ScreamingMeemie]

45. It's no wonder he finally ended it.

:hi:

[MidwestMomma]

42. Why is Ken such a tool?

I mean really, the dollmakers make such an effort to make Barbie doll pretty in so many ways and then just throw together a Ken that doesn't even have REAL HAIR!!!

Why must Barbie be stuck with such a loser!

:)