I'm converting to Daltonism. Ask me anything!!!

[Fenris]

The name...is Dalton.

[flamingyouth]

1. Tell me, what are the three rules of Daltonism?

(This is a gimme...)

[Fenris]

2. 1. NEVER underestimate your opponent - expect the unexpected

2. Take it outside

3. Be nice.:D

[flamingyouth]

3. Do you worship by practicing Tai Chi?

:D

[Fenris]

4. Yes! In tight sweatpants! And I sleep in the nude!

I also have an MA in Philosophy from NYU, and yet I kick ass for a living!

[flamingyouth]

5. Oh yeah? Well, I'm a doctor

Go ahead, let me take off my glasses so you can see how attractive I really am! :D

[Fenris]

7. Well, now that you are sufficiently hot enought for me

Let's go to the Deuce and beat up Ben Gazzarra!:D

[flamingyouth]

9. That Ben Gazzarra needs to be beaten up!

If not for Roadhouse, for The Death of Ritchie, for god's sake!

He shot Robby Benson!!! :cry:

[Fenris]

10. That was a mercy killing.

Ritchie was drugged up and had that giant crawlspace filled with maryjewana things. Like posters and tinfoil. :D

[flamingyouth]

11. And psykidelik posters!

:silly:

[Fenris]

12. Dammit they got him a job at that burger place!

Why can't he be responsible?

[flamingyouth]

15. And he sold all those chances on the car!

He really tried to prove himself! He did!

[Fenris]

18. And he was shot for it!

[flamingyouth]

All because he hung around with Clint Howard

He ruins everything!

[Fenris]

20. Especially Star Trek episodes!

[flamingyouth]

21. But yet he flourished in Rock & Roll High School

So, who figures? :shrug:

[name not needed]

6. I used to fuck guys like you in prison.

[Fenris]

8. You know, I hear that a lot.

[Deja Q]

17. AH! So that's who you were!

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[Zomby Woof]

13. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

You just killed me, Fenris. You have set my soul free.

ROFLMAO!!!

[Fenris]

14. Hey, Dalton does what he can!

:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

16. This is one of the greatest copycats. Ever.

I worship your Daltoness.

(I wonder how Lisa will take my secret sinning against Quincyism?)

[Fenris]

19. Dalton trumps all.

You shall have no other gods before him.