I just had an epistemology

[FizzFuzz]

and boy am I a bore.

:D

[madison2000]

1. I had those in graduate school

but now I hardly ever think about the epistemological dimensions of my ontological existence. Unless Hegel's coming to dinner, of course.

[FizzFuzz]

5. And how would you really know if he were, anyway?

[Ellen Forradalom]

2. When my dad was in treatment for cancer

he said to me, "I went to see my ontologist yesterday."

"So, Dad, do you still exist?"

[autorank]

3. Your way of knowing disrupts my established axiological stance.

I am informed by Lakoffian aphorisms to the point that my deep structure would impress even Chompsky.

[FizzFuzz]

4. I am trying to come up with a WITTYgensteinian reply

I thought there were so MANYichean to choose from but in the end find the question to be basically dualistic; either it's a good joke or it sucks.

[autorank]

6. You are positively logical in your context theory of retort. Try this:

Imagine a red patch.

[FizzFuzz]

8. need clever comeback..must...... summon super... brain.... powers.....

....urrgghhhhh......

(and refusing to stoop to cheap fake outs like a distracting tangential reference to irritated red rashes)

[NAO]

9. I am appeared to redly...

...that is all I know for sure.

[Malikshah]

7. I wish I had the time for that...I'm too busy engendering

the ungendered body while deconstructing the post-modernist's argument against soteriological discussions of tautological teleology.

And to quote my personal hero, Mr. Gumby...

My brain hurts *hits head with brick*

[FizzFuzz]

10. I've come to anaesthetize you. *kunk*

there. Now both our heads won't hurt.