What's the best way to get out of conscription? (this one works. )

[Deja Q]

[against all enemies]

1. Tell them your daddy is george H W Bush.

and that you're gay.

[amber dog democrat]

2. and that you Just want to kill people - period.

Kill , I said Kill, Kill, Killl.

[Ironpost]

3. Is this straight from Alices Resturant.

[amber dog democrat]

6. don't forget - I wanna eat dead burnt bodies

and have the blood n gore n veins between my teeth

KILL, KILL, I wanna KILL...

yup. I guess I may as well move on the Group W bench.

I may not be moral enough to bomb villiages and kill innocnet people.

[Ironpost]

7. Love ya'

[amber dog democrat]

9. We've come full circle

Suddenly ( and sadly ) this is relevant again.

May you be spared your day in court with the dozen glossy 8 x 10s with circles n arrows n a paragraph on the back of each one.

Typical American blind justice.

[enigami]

15. No that won't work

they will just send you into the Marines

[uppityperson]

4. Legislation in progress to get rid of homosexual clause

It looks like don't ask, don't tell may be gotten rid of this yr through congressional legislation. I'm assuming that this also means you can't use this as an excuse to not be drafted?

[fob]

5. Register 3 to 6 gay male "escort" xxx websites with a military theme

in your "alias" name?

[7th_Sephiroth]

8. show up with the head of the guard outside

on a stick

[Placebo]

10. I am gay, Gay, GAY!

I am soooooooooooo freakin' GAY, I'm like a fucking GAY, I mean, I won't be able to keep my eyes on the battlefield unless the cast of Queer as Folk is on it, I'm soooooooooooo FREAKIN' gay I'll go into the showers on all 4's, I am SOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN' gay I could be tempted to defect to the other side if the guys are hotter, I mean........we're talkin'.....................G A Y

[CanuckAmok]

13. You know what Iggy Pop did, right?

He showed up wearing a dress, and proceeded to j/o in front of the recruitment officers.

Oddly, they ended up not inducting him.

[driver8]

11. I read a story (can't remember the title) about a guy who got

drafted. He went down to the draft board and told the doctors that he couldn't wait to start killing people; he was going to kill as many as he could. The army decided he enjoyed killing people too much and rejected him.

[CanuckAmok]

12. Ask if you can choose "Pederast" as your trade/rating.

n/t

[KG]

14. ask ted nugent - i hear he's got a few ideas.

[enigami]

16. When you go for your physical

masterbate in the waiting room, then skip in and plant a big kiss on the doctors lips