check out this collection of fundie quotes (they are great!)

[Zuni]

http://users.rcn.com/rostmd/winace/fundies/
here are some samples, randomly taken:

Responding to "You mean to say that non-Christians aren't American?"] "They AREN'T. This country was founded on Christianity and Christian morals. When they even THINK about removing 'under God' from the Pledge they are anti-American. And Massachusetts should be booted from the Union for its unholy crimes. "
- Conservative, ChannelOne.com BBS


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"I think that things like this don't happen here, because satan uses a different type of deception here. In the U.S., the enemy has worked at convincing everyone that he doesn't exist, which sets him free to cause trouble undetected. He has convinced the majority of us so-called 'educated' people that it is superstition to believe in him, that all our problems are caused by mental illness or some other scientifically understandable phenomenon. So, he goes on his merry way, and we try to fix things by every method except the power of God that is necessary to address the root of the problem."
- student, RaptureReady


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"We do , it's called schitzophrenia. Paranoid schitzophrenia (if memory serves from college) is where you hear voices and other types of disturbing behavior. We call it mental illness and try to treat it with drugs. If you went to a mental health institution anywhere in the USA, I will almost bet you they're full of demonically possessed people."
- DentnDude2, RaptureReady


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[trotsky]

1. Here we are in the 21st century...

with computers, space shuttles, the Internet, you name it. And people still honestly believe in demonic possession. We're fucked.

[aden_nak]

3. He's a Rapturist. What do you expect?

[commander bunnypants]

2. At least freak boy could spell schizophrenia right!!

maroon

CB

[Zuni]

4. Here are some more:

"Actually, it's the radical left that hi-jacked the dem party and turned it into the party of hatred. Yes, I'll say it again: THE PARTY OF HATRED. And those who don't like that can drop dead for all I care."
- Maggie_T, FreeConservatives

the movie needs to be banned, all copies of it burned, and moore charged with treason and sedition. we are at war, and we need to get rid of our enemies at home as well as overseas."
- BarryG, FreeConservatives

[Richardo]

5. The Maggie_T quote could not be funnier if Dave Barry wrote it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Zuni]

7. this one is even better:

"...there are sooo many reasons to despise the creatures. The bottom line is, they hate this country and seek its destruction. They are our enemies. They are not good people with bad ideas. They are bad people with deadly ideas. Their visceral hatred of President Bush has identified them for the evil, anti-Christian enemies of liberty that they are."
- Nutrider99, FreeConservatives

[GOPBasher]

24. That second quote really says it for freedom of speech. That guy

is an Orwell character.

[Skip Intro]

6. Doesn't bush and the unholy right hear voices?

Doesn't "God" tell them things - like who to hate and who to kill?

[Zuni]

8. they focus on Jesus when they are horny:

"We need to focus on Jesus, meditate on Jesus, set out minds on Jesus whenever even the slightest desire to have a sexual fantasy arises."
- Sypher2k3, Christianity.com Forums

[sniffa]

9. pLease don't teLL them

that i am satan. i need to keep my cover whiLe i'm readying my armies of darkness.

[Zuni]

13. wake up y'all, satan here!

Tolerance blinds once judgement and the truth of the matter (Islam) is too much for people to comprehend. One day they will realize (for only mere seconds), as their head are rolls away from their body. A little too graphic? Good! wake up y'all..."
- SamsonOption, RaptureReady

[sniffa]

14. and aLL their base are beLong to us

whiLe aLL our head are roLLs from our body.

[LynzM]

LMFAO

Sniffa, you just almost made me snort jello.... I hope you're happy :) Thanks for the laugh!

[sniffa]

18. snort jeLLo?

shit, i'LL try that if it gets me where i wanna go. :P

sniffa - ruining keyboards everywhere since 2004.

[LynzM]

21. Yup,

With pineapple even. Good stuff, although better made at home than storebought... you just drain the juice out of the can of pineapple and dump the liquid jello in and stick in the fridge. Yum!

Bad up the nose, though, I gotta tell you :P

[jonnyblitz]

10. "and MA should be booted from the union for its unholy crimes."

:wow:

[Zuni]

11. absolutely unbelievable quotes!

If all slaves were treated appropiately and correctly... there would be no negative connotation applied to slaves or slavery. But, since many slaves were abused, killed, raped, maimed, etc., which was not in accordance with the bibles regulations, there has been a negative association applied to 'slavery' and 'slaves.'"
- Not_Registered, Internet Infidels


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"Who is determining the slavery defined in the bible is 'immoral' and how did they arrive at this conclusion? We have a UN today. Without it, and it some cases with it, but defintely without it there would be dictatorships and the mistreating of people would happen constantly. Is it 'immoral' not to have a UN, or is the UN in place just because without it people would act up and things would get chaotic. Can the same be said about slavery? If conducted properly, by the regulations of the bible, slavery is not 'immoral'."
- Not_Registered, Internet Infidels


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"Many foreign people think capitalism is 'immoral.' I said (and I quote) 'If all slaves were treated appropriately and correctly.' Getting treated not 'good' and 'unjust' doesn’t fall under those regulations."
- Not_Registered, Internet Infidels


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"I never said that slavery should be used, but the slavery defined in the bible is not immoral or wrong. Slavery, when corrupted, as happend in early America leads to great unjustices, but that doesn't make slavery, as the bible defines it, wrong. Communism, in theory, is great."
- Not_Registered, Internet Infidels


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"You focus on the allowed beating of slaves. If slaves are lazy and insubordinate then they need some incentive to work (i.e. a beating). The bible doesn't tell masters they must beat their slaves. It says beating is allowed, being that it is necessary as an incentive to work. In fact, some slaves became slaves voluntarily, and thus were probably effecient workers for their masters. They probably never needed incentive to work because they knew what they were getting in to, thus beatings weren't necessary. Some slaves even chose to stay a slave under their master instead of being set free. Why? Were they sadist or masochist? No, I'm sure they had pleasant relationships with their masters because they did what was asked of them and needed no beatings as incentive."
- Not_Registered, Internet Infidels


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"The bible has restrictions that were there to prevent masters from abusing their slaves. As I have stated, one can look at a child/father relationship and see the same issues arrise as in the slave/master relationship. Fathers are allowed to beat their children, but warned not to abuse this right. Some fathers abuse their children and that is wrong. Does that mean child birth should be illegal. That's a rhetorical question, but a hint for those who don't know the answer: it begins with an N. My father, and many others, raised me in accordance with bible regulations. I was beat, but not abused, when needed. Eventually, I didn't need physical incentive to obey. My father and I have a great relationship as I'm sure many slaves/masters of the day did. Just as some fathers should not be fathers because they abuse the role, some masters (owners of slaves) do the same."
- Not_Registered, Internet Infidels


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"Slavery, as defined in the bible is not wrong. No one has said anything to prove that it is. All people have done so far is reference that beating was allowed, as part of the slavery defined by the bible, in an attempt to equate it altogether to the slavery of early America. If this is not the goal then one must be trying to say that beating someone that wont work as an incentive to work is wrong. No pain to anyone ever (even if necessary). And I thought Christians were the ones with the fluffy beliefs."
- Not_Registered, Internet Infidels


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"I never said slavery wasn't harsh, because, yes, sometimes beatings are necessary if the slave is not obedient. But, sentencing a criminal to life in jail is also harsh, but necessary. But beating an obedient slave just because you despise him is not a disciplinary action. It is an action influenced by hatred alone. This is not the slavery defined in the bible."
- Not_Registered, Internet Infidels


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"I wonder how these masters would get their lazy, insubordinate slaves to work ? Maybe I don't have enough faith in the phrase 'pretty please.'"
- Not_Registered, Internet Infidels


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"I agree that IF anyone did not treat their servants/maids with respect then, yes, that would be bad. However, if perhaps only a few treated their servants badly, is that sufficient enough to draw the overall, general conclusion of BAD? The terms 'bondman' and 'bondmaid' (Deuteronomy 15:15 and Leviticus 25) do seem to be referring to actual slaves as a 'possession.' However, though slavery is considered BAD today, back then it was likely considered the norm (a way of life)."
- inquisitive01, Internet Infidels


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"So is our current prison system (depriving one of freedom, prisoners beating other prisoners to death, etc.) considered 'bad' by you?"
- inquisitive01, Internet Infidels


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[MrScorpio]

12. What is "P.O.D.", Puddle of Dust?

It's some christian rock group, right?

BTW: All of these people are out of their fucking minds

[WoodrowFan]

15. a couple more highlights..

*** Post of the Week for August 11-27, 2002 ***

"Did you know that all bulls are males? How can these bulls mate to have more bulls? It's your funeral evolutionists. Admit evolution is a pathetic fantasy created by scientists because they can't accept God."
- Eternal, Internet Infidels


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After being told 'they mate with cows, you idiot' "Then, why don't the bulls that are born have some bull like features and cow spots? If a bull mates with a cow, wouldn't you get a female eventually? Evolution is dead water."
- Eternal, Internet Infidels

[Zuni]

16. or this gem

I think Monkeys having monkey babies disproves evolution. Apparently we evolved from them, so why are they still here. Until I see a monkey pop out a human, I will never believe it."
- snoochies, POD Warrior Forum

[WoodrowFan]

20. Until I see a monkey pop out a human, I will never believe it."

"Until I see a monkey pop out a human, I will never believe it."


Paging Barbara Bush, paging Barbara Bush. Barbara Bush please pick up the white courtesy phone.

[Zuni]

27. The question about evolution we cannot answer:

The question Evolutionsists can't answer... And the question is this: 'Which evolved first, sexual orgasm, or the desire for sexual orgasm?' (Let's watch the evoutionists run round and round and round and round and ....)"
- Colossians, ChristianForums

[Mad_Dem_X]

29. LMAO!

:thumbsup:

[LynzM]

17. Can I just say...

Wow, fucking nuts? Good grief, Charlie Brown.

[Zuni]

19. you haven't seen anything:

People need to stop worrying what Arabs think and start worrying about how to kill them before they kill us."
- Rev Prez, Internet Infidels

[Zuni]

22. Listen to this chickenhawk:

was being humorous. But seriously, aren't we fed up with this nonsense? It's time for American forces to move in and crush the freedom haters. These terrorists and murderers are only alive because we have allowed them to live. I say we surround the city and commence bombardment on key targets. Follow this with a quick sweep of armored units (tanks etc.) and finally move in the ground troops. This will of course be preceeded by marine snipers securing the immediate area.

We've killed over one hundred resistance fighters in Najaf, but there are still more. The enemy is being given time to plan and coordinate attacks against innocent civilians and coalition forces. I say a swift and overwhelming march through Najaf is absolutely necessary.


Freedom haters?

[xmas74]

23. Here's one that makes no sense

(thanks for the link)

"It's hard to explain to someone that God is not sexist when they look at these scriptures a certain way without further study on it that gives God the benefit of the doubt. Eve was decieved,and there was a price to pay for that. It appears that God was a sexist,but he is not. Womens punishment had alot to do with her reproduction and childbearing. Women are able to have both girls and boys,and males are not better than females,a male child is a sign of her husbands strength. A first born son is the first sign of a mans strength. there is much more information about this,but there are good reasons for these things."
- blueeyeliner, 123 Christian Forums

[WoodrowFan]

25. cat lovers: Don't read this one!

"well they do weird things on halloween, somebody once shaved half my cat on halloween night. Im not sure whether it was a bizzarre cult or confusing prank, but oh well weird things happen that night."
- BillSPrestonEsq, Christian Guitar Resources

[CanuckAmok]

26. I like this one:

I know Fox News is totally inaccurate and biased, but at least it's a Right Wing bias."

Some guy I know.

[Zuni]

28. or

We should band Islum over here just as Christianity is banded over there!"
- Sky Watcher, RaptureReady


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"I agree with Sky Watcher. I don't believe Islam has any place in our society. This nation was founded on Chrisitianity. I think one of the biggest mistakes our country ever made was allowing immigrants to infiltrate their false religions into our society. It has polluted and diluted our faith."
- SpokenFor, RaptureReady