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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 12:13 AM
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I'm swearing at the Lounge for a while...
Your silly trivial copycat threads annoy me! There's serious political work to be done, and you spend your time here? You are a waste of good bandwidth! Who really cares if Rimpled Dumplestine played better lead guitar than Dimpled Rumpledorf? What does it matter if Bubette Bumperboobs was a better actress in The Long Boring Movie, than Penelopium Pillpopper? The Lounge is nothing but a shallow den of denial! It is one big fat chocolate eclair of escapism. Damn you, you lazy Lounge lizards! Damn you for lingering here! Damn you all!
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Shananigans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 12:15 AM
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1. Will you marry me?
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 12:21 AM
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7. Sure
Any time.
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Shananigans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 12:22 AM
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8. You are a man after my own heart...
that is hilarious! :)
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 12:16 AM
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2. SSsssssssss. Burn.
:)
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 12:16 AM
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3. Feel better now?
really are you okay?
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 12:18 AM
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6. I'm fine.
This is just for fun.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 12:23 AM
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9. Ok just checking.
no grumpy gusses in the lounge.
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 12:17 AM
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4. I got one
Well ... eat bite fuck suck gobble nibble chew. Tittie bosom hair pie finger fuck screw. Moose piss cat pud orangutan tit. Sheep pussie ass dick pig lion shit.
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 04:02 PM
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13. Bob, that's poetry!
You should publish.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 12:18 AM
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5. The trouble with normal is.........
it always gets worse.
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 12:29 AM
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10. kind of uptight
for someone with "norml" as their name :shrug:
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 12:50 AM
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11. I swear at the Lounge!
But I swear only with love.
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 12:53 AM
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12. I wave my private parts at your aunties. n/t
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norml Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 11:59 PM
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15. Your words are empty hollow bleatings Of a mental crutch
"Your words are empty hollow bleatings
Of a mental crutch
They're open-festered indigestion
With a velvet touch
An ether-eating Eskimo
Would gag upon your sight
Convulsed into oblivion
>From laughter or from fright
A coma with a sweet aroma
Is your only dream
Malignant with the misconception
That a grunt can gleam
Your lichen-covered corpuscles
Are filthy to my fist
Infection is your finest flower
Mildewed in the mist."
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hollywood926 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 04:11 PM
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14. I love Dimple Rumbledorf.
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