Someone just touched my hiney!

[Shananigans]

I swear! I think it might have been JimmyJazz...but then again...Progmom was standing right behind me. Hmmm...and wait! texas1928 was standing on the side of her...but with both hands full. xmas74 was on the shoulders of yvr girl, but she had both hands free.

Who done it!?!?!

[Paul Hood]

1. Well lucky you and your hiney. eom

[Not_Giving_Up]

2. Are you complaining?

Or announcing something wonderful?

[Shananigans]

5. I just wanna find out who done it!

[Not_Giving_Up]

9. Nice dodge...but you didn't answer the question...

Are you trying to find the person in order to return the favor, or in order to press charges?

[Shananigans]

10. Well...I haven't thought that far in advance yet!

I suspect I would like to give them a good old squeeze back, though! I'm an ass girl!

[Not_Giving_Up]

11. Well, if the squeezer knows that the response will be positive

they will be more likely to come forward!

[Shananigans]

15. good call...

I hereby promise to firmly, yet gently squeeze the hiney of whoever confesses to being the pincher of my ass. I might even throw in a quick little love tap as I walk away.

Now WHO DONE IT???

[texas1928]

3. how do you know...

(no that would get this locked.)

[Shananigans]

6. Well...I felt it. It was a nice firm grab!

[texas1928]

8. I have strong hands.

but they are married. sorry not me.

[Shananigans]

12. Hmmm....

one suspect down...60,000+ to go. I'm beginning to think it's all in my head ;)

[texas1928]

14. maybe your

hiney muscle spasmed and it felt like a grab. :shrug:

[aQuArius]

4. It was matcom

I saw the whole thing, he just wanted to make sure you blamed everyone else.

[Shananigans]

7. *gasp* I don't believe it!

He wasn't within miles of my hiney! It couldn't have been him!

[progmom]

13. I think it was JimmyJazz

She's a notorious heiney toucher.
Seriously - I think she needs help.

[Shananigans]

16. Do you think so?

Does she have a firm or soft touch? Cuz I might be able to identify the offender in a line up.

[texas1928]

17. Yeah a line up

you will go up and down the line and have your heiney grabbed. I see why you are doing it.

[Shananigans]

19. Momma always said I was a smart cookie!

The problem was I ate too many of them! (cookies, that is)

[JimmyJazz]

20. no sweetie - it's just yours I have that problem with.,

:7

[JimmyJazz]

18. I just get blamed for everything around here, don't I????

Oh the ashtrays aren't empty - it must be JimmyJazz

Oh, someone moved my comfy lips chair - it must be JimmyJazz

Oh the inflatable furniture is slightly deflated - it must be JimmyJazz

Oh someone forgot to take attendance today - It must be JimmyJazz

Oh, Skinner likes her best - It must be JimmyJazz

I just have one thing to say....take it to ATA - I double dog dare ya :D

[Bok_Tukalo]

21. That's my first response.

Usually works

[texas1928]

23. Well you are the rabble rowser of the lounge.

so we look here first when heineys get grabbed.

[Shananigans]

25. double dog, eh?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[texas1928]

26. I can not beleive you did that.

That is something we would do back in the days of DULL.

[Shananigans]

27. DULL?

[texas1928]

29. Democratic Underground Lounge Losers.

Teddy Salad, Belladonna, Sundog, me and others started those threads last year. had lots of fun but most of them would get locked now.

[Shananigans]

31. Whew...for a minute I thought you were calling me dull!

I was gonna say...

[texas1928]

34. no no

It was a club for all the thread killers and zero post thread posters.

[Shananigans]

28. Well that's cuz it usually *is* your fault...

I mean...seriously! Now did you or did you not touch my hiney?

[JimmyJazz]

30. Shhhh - I don't pinch and tell!

let's see what skinner has to say. :7

[Shananigans]

44. Please note Skinners response...

You are gonna DOWN JJ!

[yvr girl]

22. I just got back from picking up Chinese food

I wasn't there, really. Must have been my evil twin.

[Shananigans]

33. Do you have a witness...

Your alibi wouldn't hold up in court without a witness...

[yvr girl]

46. The girl at the restaurant

I asked about her homework - she'll remember me.

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. I confess!

It was pres2032. :evilgrin:

[Shananigans]

32. What evidence do you have?

I need to know!

[RevolutionaryActs]

35. I saw him!

The sneaky beotch. :o

[Shananigans]

36. But he wasn't even in the room...

you however, were hiding beHIND JimmyJazz...

[RevolutionaryActs]

37. What... no I wasn't........ *looks around*

*shuffles feet*

[texas1928]

38. She did I saw her.

but she paid me in Girl Scout Samoans to not say anything, but welched on the payment so I am singing like a bird. Revolutionary_Acts04 did it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. Nooooooo! I was going to get them to you! I swear!

But my source ran out! Damn pigtails... damn her!

[texas1928]

40. Well you better

or I will send the guys around who have a middle name of "The" and have them rearrange your living room. And if that does not do it we will move to the bedroom.

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. *gulp*

[texas1928]

42. That's better.

Rev did not do it. I say again Rev. did not do it. She was on the other side of the Lounge.

[Shananigans]

43. Hmm...why do I sense something fishy is going on here?

WHO DONE IT!?!?!

[texas1928]

45. JimmyJazz admitted to it in another of my threads from tonight

you will have to find it though.

[JimmyJazz]

48. Tattle tale!

:spank: And, here I thought I could trust you! :spank: again and :spank: again! Oh wait....you're starting to like this, aren't you? :7

[texas1928]

51. WHY YES!!!

smack me some more.

[RetroLounge]

47. Wasn't Kleeb, he's on his honeymoon

RL

[JimmyJazz]

50. Sssssshhhhhh - it was me! Don't tell, though - m'kay?

[RetroLounge]

52. Pics in other thread

RL

[progmom]

49.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2747684