Mr Hedges, please teach me the facts of life.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

[JimmyJazz]

1. Dayum - you have a really strange way of showing your

undying devotion for someone. I'd hate to what you do to the people you don't like.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

2. I like everyone, my dear

[Sheets of Easter]

3. Mmmmm...Jo.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. I've always been a Tootie man myself

[lpbk2713]

4. Life's a bitch, and then you die.

And that's a fact.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

5. Is that what Mr Hedges would say?

I need to be held

[terrya]

6. Look at that shameless hussy Blair!

Could she be any MORE obvious in her lust for our Mr. Hedges??

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. When she knows that she is no match for Joe's rugged tomboy sex appeal

in the eyes of good Mr Hedges

[XNASA]

10. To me it looks like Blair's lust is for Tootie.

And really, is there any kind of love more passionate than interracial sapphic love?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

18. I substitute "Blaire" with "XNASA"

[sniffa]

9. hi, i'm nancy mckeon

you may know me as jo, from the 'facts of Life'
i'm here to teLL you:
don't do dope
because onLy dopes do dope
so don't do dope
or you'LL be a dope
and onLy dopes do dope

and that's one to grow on.

[name not needed]

12. I guess I'm a dope then

:smoke:

[sniffa]

13. i used to think she was hot

i stiLL have a thing for butches. :P

[Misunderestimator]

11. Bwaahaaa... you take the good, you take the bad.

Great photoshopping!! I had to do a double-take.

[XNASA]

14. Check out Lisa Whelchel's book. Bizzarro.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1561799017/ref%3Dnosim/happydaysonline/002-9154532-5380854

Some reader reviews:

"Sadly, this is what mainstream Christian parenting is about: control. Instead of understanding *why* kids are behaving the way they are, you're just supposed to control them. Got a kid who yells in public? Make him hold his tongue--literally, with his fingers. Daughter in the middle of a temper tantrum? Splash some cold water on her face."

"I am a Cajun from Louisiana and I guarohntee that that hot sauce on de tounge do not correct dem youngins one bit. Dey love dat stuff. What am I to do wit dem? Dis Bioque done wrote dis book and she say you hot sauce dem chilluns, but it no work. Poo-yee-yi!"

[tigereye]

15. I'm not sure Hedges is the one we want to

teach us the facts of life. How about Ozzy?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

16. I want the REAl facts. Who better to dispense those things?

[tigereye]

17. okay, forewarned is forearmed

;)


you are very brave.

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. #1) If Tootie doesn't take her roller skates off, you might get hurt.

#2) Always remember #1.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

20. These are the extent of what the great scriptures contain?

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. Once bitten, twice shy.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

23. It's a long way to the top if you want rock and roll?

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. It's a long way to the bottom.

[underpants]

22. You are not going to BELIEVE the way Tootie "grows up"

:wow:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

25. That's what I'M talkin 'bout!

TadDAO!!!

[underpants]

26. I was flipping around one day and ran across "Living Single"

I let out a HOLY CRAP!!!

:wow:

That show had the trifecta Kim Fields, Queen Latifa, and Kim Coles :wow: