Worst pickup lines ever

[JohnnyCougar]

"If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

"Excuse me, I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?"

"Screw me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?"

[Robeson]

1. "Whats your sign"....

...uh, wait, I think I just showed my age..

[JohnnyCougar]

2. LOL...here's another one

"I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?"

[undergroundpanther]

6. I did one

I walked up to a guy all the people were hitting on, (on a dare) in a club and said to him...

"Hey,I'm an unemployed,transgender,mentally ill cat on prozac, you wanna dance?"


We danced,several dances until that annoying barbie song came on..(it was quite a few years ago) He bought me some diet cokes(I don't drink)

We went out again.
On our first date,proper I suspected that he suspected that I was telling him the truth in my pickup line..but suspecian nor the truth didn't end it..He came to my place,a residential program,met my roomates and the staff..He didn't balk,he said he liked me as a person because I was genuine.He wasen't put off by my situation.
As he got to know me and I him,we became better freinds and he didn't care that I had a weird history..We dated for 6 months until
he asked me to move out with him because he got his job tranferred to another state.
I didn't want to move to an unfamiliar town and stop therapy and all so we parted ways. He missed me pretty bad,I told him to date people in his hometown..Once in awhile I get a call or a note from him.His current girlfreind looks freaky like I do.

[Patriot Acts]

15. Did he break up with you for talking too much?

.....just curious! :)

[undergroundpanther]

27. No

Where did that opinion come from?

[FM Arouet666]

3. How can you improve on perfection... those were the best of the worst.

[JohnnyCougar]

5. No, here's the best of the worst:

"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"

[fleabert]

4. “Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.”

worse to be found here:
http://www.laststory.com/Worlds%20Best%20and%20Worst%20Pickup%20Lines.htm

LOL, JCougar, check out number 3 on that link! too funny.

[JohnnyCougar]

7. Rats!

I was busted!

[fleabert]

8. LO! really?!?!

I thought it was just a coincidence...I am so gullible. Are you tired yet?

[JohnnyCougar]

9. Yup...

I couldn't think of any stupid pickup lines, soI just googled and that was teh first funny one I saw. :)

BTW, it's 3:20 am here. And yes, I am deliriously tired!

Edit....so tired that went completely over my head!

Yup, I am almost ready for breakfast!

[fleabert]

11. 1:24 here...I am wide awake...

and wishing more was happening in the lounge...where is everyone? we may be the only two people here!

[JohnnyCougar]

12. I had to edit my post above due to late night brain failure.

There's someone from the UK below. WHAT UP UK!!!

[fleabert]

13. someone else to play!!!!

yea!

[fleabert]

17. that's funny...

I am in such a goofy mood that EVERYTHING seems like innuendo to me! you said, 'over my head'. heh heh, heh heh...

this will make no sense after some rest.

[JohnnyCougar]

19. Speaking of over my head....

<JohnnyCougar brushes off his face>

Let me clear a seat for you!




Sorry, I just HAD to!

[fleabert]

21. You are bad!

this would sooooo get locked during regular hours! Lucky for us it's just us and a Brit on right now!

you are too funny. :-)

[JohnnyCougar]

24. This thread was destined to move to lockable territory from the get go.

And I am destined for bed. Gotta rise at the crack of noon tomorrow! Actually, I have to study for a midterm. And go to the gym. But that can wait till after lunch (or breakfast, depending on how you look at it.)

G'night!

:boring:

[fleabert]

25. sleep tight!

wait, that's my job!

[Pert_UK]

10. "I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies....."

God bless Futurama.....

:evilgrin:

P.

[fleabert]

14. Allo!

I know one person who lives in the UK, do you know her? Her name is Catherine and she has big boobs...

:evilgrin:

[Patriot Acts]

16. Is that your anus that smells SO pretty?

;)

Trust me... it will work!

[fleabert]

18. OMG.

that is hilarious.

[LDS Jock]

20. You're like a big mouth bass.. I don't know whether to

mount you or eat you.

[fleabert]

22. damn. that would certainly get someone's attention! nt

[LDS Jock]

23. and a slap too I'm afraid

[fleabert]

26. I almost forgot...

:spank:

[chemp]

28. is it hot in here, or is it just you...

or...

Are you a model? I think I saw you in a magazine. You were posing like this! (grab crotch, a la penthouse)

[Seabiscuit]

29. "So... how's your sex life?"

[steve2470]

30. "Please come home with me. I'm a Republican. No one else will"

:-)