Cat farts or dog farts - which is worse?

[HeeBGBz]

Someone let one rip in here and it wasn't me.

[kedrys]

1. Cat farts

Especially if there's a nanogram of leftover musk in there.

[mermaid]

2. I've No Basis For Comparison

since I only own a dog...so I voted "A fart is a fart is a fart."

But cat pee smells worse than any substance in the known universe!!

I have friends who have cat's and lemme tellya, the second you are within fifty feet of their front doors, you can smell it!

Jeebus, cat pee stinks to high Heaven!

Speaking of farts...damn, a couple days ago, my dog ran up to me...farted....and then sauntered away. I was like...:wtf:

I still love her all the same, though. I'm sure she meant it in a nice way. she wants to share verything with me....

[Starlight]

3. My cats are never gassy, so I voted dog farts.

But I agree with you about the cat pee. It's truly vile. :nuke:

[texas1928]

4. Cat farts

but the worst are Kitten farts when they are still on kitten chow.

[HeeBGBz]

5. I think it was the dog

70 pounds of canine can blast a foul wind.



She about ripped my arm off dragging me to the door to let her out.

[autorank]

6. EXCUST ME!!! CATS DON'T FART!!! Good grief...

[HeeBGBz]

8. My cats do. Or at least one did once

It was freakin audible.

[Dave Reynolds]

9. I saw it happen once.

A cat of mine was washing her rear in the living room. She let one rip, stared at the offending orifice for a moment, and then bit herself.

I laughed my ass off.

[autorank]

11. That's such a great story. "...then bit herself." She knew it was wrong!

God bless your cat!

On edit: Welcome to DU!!!

[Dave Reynolds]

12. Yep, she knew she shouldn't have

and it seemed to piss her right off.

Thanks for the welcome.
:hi:

[SW FL Dem]

7. Gotta be dog farts

But cat poop is much stinkier than dog poop so it evens out in the end.

[chookie]

10. Thank heavens all my pets are non-farters

The great mandala of karma has presented me with more than my fair share of challenges, BUT for some reason, NONE of my pets have been farters. Not even a small almost inaudible "pft" or a "silent but deadly".

I know people who have horrifically flatulent animals. My poor sister is embarassed daily by walking with her beautiful dainty pomeranian, who farts loudly, like a racehorse, and lives with the tormenting suspicion that people think it's HER. She also has a sweet cat who can clear a floor of her house when he goes doodoo -- and modern veterinary medicine has had no solution.

I am a vegetarian and consequentially have few "table scraps" of interest -- that's the only reality based factor I can think of to explain this phenomenon.

[mermaid]

13. Well, My Dog Don't Fart Very Often

but when she does...it always seems to be in my vicinity, where I am sure to smell it. I'm sure she thinks she is conferring some kind of honor unto me...because she definitely loves me...I think she just wants to share evrything with me.

Oh, well...I love my sweet Lyric, farts and all.

This is Lyric

[scarlet_owl]

14. One of my ferrets farted on me last night and it was

pretty bad. They are very flatulent animals (at least mine are).