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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 08:29 PM
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Dammit, fatass, get up those stairs!
One of the reasons I moved to where I moved to, is because it has a sweet roof-deck. The roof-deck is accessible via one of those fold-up attick ladder hatches.

I couldn't get my lazy cats to climb the ladder as it was, so I spent all day yesterday doing the following:

1) adding 7" to the bottom of the ladder and adjusting the hinges, so when it's open, it's on more of a gentle slope.

2) adding an extra 3" of depth to each step, so they have a larger area on which to stand as they climb/decend

3) putting that sandpapery safety tape to the surface of the steps.


So, the younger, slimmer cat is up and down the thing all day, and loves it.

But the older, fatter one, is too chicken. I've even placed her on one of the steps, and she just sits there like a big furry watermelon, crying to get down.

So I give up.
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 08:31 PM
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1. lol sounds like a cat who may be motivated by FOOD!??
put a treat three steps up, then when she goes for that, 3 more steps

food is a wonderful motivator ya know?
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 08:32 PM
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2. Build her an elevator, you insensitive ass!
Don't they have cat's rights in Canuckistan?
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 08:33 PM
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 08:34 PM
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4. AAAAUGH!! MY EYES!!!
Speedon't.
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realisticphish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 08:45 PM
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5. send that to kleeb
make him recouperate faster :D

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 08:55 PM
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6. Get a large dog

to carry them up and down.

Or possibly give them an 'incentive' to do so themselves.

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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-28-05 09:05 PM
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7. Carry her up, and put food at the bottom.
Then let her figure it out. I had to do it with my youngest, and he didn't have a cool rooftop to hang out in for incentive.
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