CONFESS!!!! Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?

[LynneSin]

:shrug:

[StopTheMorans]

1. because my hair looks like a birds nest, and i keep birdseed in my pockets

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Because just like me, they long to be eating mealworms.

[WI_DEM]

3. because my real name is Tippi Hedren

[markbark]

4. Just like Thee

They long to be...

Close to ME.

:P


--MAB

[qnr]

5. Because I smell like, and somewhat resemble, carrion. n/t

The Carpenters never did the song from my angle....

[GalleryGod]

6. Watermelon Shampoo,Maybe?

:silly: :crazy: :think:

Be Safe in the Evil Empire (TX) my Dear!:mad:

[Frogtutor]

7. Because of the trail of breadcrumbs I leave everywhere I go...

Damn, I'll never find home! Doomed to wander the earth for all eternity...

P.S. What is up with the dude with the gyrating belly in your signature pic? He's seriously creeping me out :scared:

[JimmyJazz]

8. check out the cowbell sketch.

http://www.ojai.net/swanson/snlshows.htm

[Frogtutor]

9. See what happens when you can never find home? You miss a

lot of stuff!

Seriously, I've seen all this stuff about cow bell lately, and had no idea what was going on...

That was hilarious! Thanks for posting the link!

:yourock:

[Dogmudgeon]

12. Just a tangent: Massive SNL transcript site

2,563 transcripts from "Saturday Night Live"


(CUT to Fred Armisen as the Mexican talk-show host sidekick.)
--------------------------FRED
---------------------¡Ay Díos mio!

--p!
That's a lot of cowbell.

[LynneSin]

13. Thank you for stepping in while I was out to lunch

:D

[JimmyJazz]

15. no problem - I was just looking at that site the other day and

had it on hand.

[SOteric]

10. They're after my french fries.

[Seabiscuit]

11. Because I'm a horse and they're attracted to the smell of my droppings.

[Freebird12004]

14. because "They're just like me"

:toast:

[El Fuego]

16. Just like meat, they long to be. . .

BARBECUED!!!

(Song we sang when I was a kid, couldn't resist.)

[calico1]

17. Because I just washed my car! n/t

[meow2u3]

18. You look like a bird bath

They gotta go to the john somewhwere! :evilgrin:

[orleans]

19. birdcrumbs

[Bluebear]

20. On the day that I was born the angels got together

They decided to create a dream come true. (Damn angels.)